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	oulangi 2004-01-06 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper *sporfle* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fuzzytowers 2004-01-07 04:06 am UTC (link)
	*pets icon* I loff Patti. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthfi 2004-01-06 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Objective are a pisstake themselves. A more subtle one than Landover, but nonetheless a pisstake. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2004-01-06 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh, thank, er, God. The ad at the bottom for Huggy Jesus? Now your children will know exactly who they are praying to? Ahahahaha. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lampbane 2004-01-06 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm so confused! (Reply to this)

zee 2004-01-06 02:23 am UTC (link)

Well they're BOTH parody sites, so would this be considered a parody of wank? And just for reference, I believe the funniest part of this site is the kids section. (don't forget to put your mouse over the giant lamb head at the top) I especially like, in the Professor Giraffenstein section, the following question: "My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?" It's the last question. XD (Reply to this)(Thread)

puipui 2004-01-06 06:36 am UTC (link)

See, now, I love the kids' section (The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. *dies*) but I think my favorite part really has to be the report on the Creation Scientist expedition to find live dinosaurs and thus disprove the theory of evolution. Brilliant! Oh, and the kids' art section! Now I have a blinding urge to make a PotC icon with that pirate quote on it. "yarrr!!! I have changed me plunderin' ways thanks to the love o' Jesus -- Avast, matey! 'Tis the most precious booty of all!!" My god! It's just so beautiful! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lots42 2004-01-06 10:52 am UTC (link)
	Booty Jesus! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pipssister 2004-01-07 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	I prefer the answer to the "Were the neanderthals monkey men?" question. "No! Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth due to very advanced age and Flood-cloud-related rickets!" LMAO! :-D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	teratologist 2004-01-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I so want a Mr. Gruff mug..... (Reply to this)

	sagras_sister 2004-01-06 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Holy Crap! That's one big-ass parody site. (Reply to this)

	visp 2004-01-06 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Does anyone know where that parody article about LoTR being evil because Sauron (God) gets destroyed in the end? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	allen 2004-01-06 07:34 am UTC (link)
	That's a review on landoverbaptist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: visp 2004-01-06 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I thought it might be them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	Re: Um, it isn't a parody sagras_sister 2004-01-07 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Um, did you read the story where they were hunting the dinosaur in the African jungle? http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Um, it isn't a parody fuzzytowers 2004-01-07 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, I'll take my noodles to the head if it is another parody. I could be wrong. That happens quite a bit. But, I don't think it is - Even after reading that article. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Um, it isn't a parody fuzzytowers 2004-01-07 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	I deleted my comment so that I didn't shame the people I linked to. I only shame myself in wankdom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Um, it isn't a parody sagras_sister 2004-01-07 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	Aww. :( It's confusing, as a lot of their stuff doesn't deviate very much from the wacky-assed creationists. I think the two links at the bottom of that page (this one and this one) are real. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pipssister 2004-01-07 06:46 am UTC (link)
	This has already been posted to f_w: http://www.journalfen.net/talkread.bml?journal=fandom_wank&itemid=38025 Like I said there: I doubt a site that sells a "chastity thong" with a cartoon lion on it is real. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fuzzytowers 2004-01-07 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	*takes noodles* Move along. Nothing to see here. (Reply to this)(Parent)