Frag Wank - An Exercise in Conspicuous Consumption
Listen my children and I shall tell of the Sunday wank of things that smell. Perfume Wank. No, not the movie - the bottled stuff. Makeup Alley, MUA for short is a veritible cesspool of consuming wankang and currently there is a lovely wanksplosion on the fragrance board, a place where ladies routinely drop $100+ on bottles of scent.

It all began Friday with this post by moogiemeyer of what is called Perfume Porn. Excessive? perhaps. But this board is even more pill-box hats, white gloves, and tea sipping than the LOTR fandom in its Mithril heyday.

Enter member Central upon whom the jury is out on whether she is completely without brain or a very clever troller. Long time frag board village idiot from outward appearances and with whom the board is of late getting annoyed.

Not content with the original smackdown, member cud828 reopens the wank here trolling for more smackdown on central And the backpage wanking goes on well into the morning.

Now just as it was fading central returns to reopen what one has hoped and prayed is dying a quiet natural death. read here on central And now the top level post is gone. Damn. working on getting the wanking from other sources known to me - but you can still catch the wankor trail.

Enjoy The Scent of a Wankan