"Consider my offer rescinded! Now begone!"
CF_Hardcore is famous for evil breeder stories that have a tenuous connection to reality. Resident troll and moderator's pet No Father has outdone even himself, though, with his latest tale.

"How do we know you're not a sick pedophile?" Okay... WHAT. THE. HELL. Crowded mall food court, I politely offer my table to you and your family since I'm taken with a brief feeling of kindness with all the Christmas decorations up--and you accuse me of WHAT? In PUBLIC, no less?

I stood up and I stared down at her stupid fat face and yelled, "How dare you have the audacity to even suggest I would be anything less than law-abiding you accusatory cow! Consider my offer rescinded! Now begone!" And with that I waved my hand at them dismissively."

He finishes up his anecdote but suggesting the moo was probably a pedophile herself.

Praise is heaped upon No_father for his response to the moo. Until the dissenters speak up. Best response goes to happiestsadist:

Here's a couple of heartfelt hints from me to you: when creating a steaming pile of bullshit, try to use more realistic dialogue, what you've got there looks like a high schooler's attempt to make Shakespeare "modern" and "edgy". Really, I'm surprised you didn't ask if they had bitten their thumbs at you.

Wankiest response goes to lithorien:

It's artistic licence, people. Those exact words may not have been said, but the point still came across.

no_father: That sucks that you were accused of being a paedophile, but good on you for getting the wench to back down.

Other posters suggest that No_father get himself to Childfree BS.