A Terribly Biased Writeup Ensues.
On darksideofebay, readers laugh at weird and incomprehensible items people put on Ebay. no_human_intent, however, not only bartends in the dark, she makes clothes there as well! So she posts an advertisement to the community, figuring it would fall to its knees and worship their fashion goddess.

Not so much. And the ensuing teenage rebel goth meltdown is SPECTACULAR. (Note: while she does, in fact, write like a 13-year-old who discovered Rage Against The Machine whilst grounded by her parents, she adamantly claims to be adult.)

Watch as she hurls devastatingly original insults we've never heard before, like "sheeple" and "mankey." She threatens to "REMOVE YOU PEOPLES LIFE" or something. Community rules? Nothing but pre-edited propaganda! It ends with the mod banning her after she gets her capslock all over everything, but said mod has promised to preserve the meltdown for all eternity. Huzzah!

And as an added bonus, her userinfo is all kinds of special.

ETA: Her E-Bay store, which makes clothes for "Indusrtial" people. Because proper spelling in business is only for sheeple.

2nd ETA: Bahleeted! But there are quite a few copied and pasted elements in the comments here. A couple of quotes gleaned and saved for posterity:

WTF? you really want to know my age? how bout you get a freakin life besides tv, going to work, getting fat eating mcdonalds & yelling at your kids. HOW BOUT THIS POST SOMETHING DARK & WEIRD YOU FOUND ON EBAY & SEE IF YOU CAN SHOCK ME OR DISGUST ME. i've been more, seen more, done more than you could ever comprehend "mankey". if you can shock me, impress me with intelligence or disgust me i'll tell you me age. then you can go on with your pathetic short little life of giving others your closed mined ass of an opinion.

WELL I GUESS IT IS YOUR STILL HERE. & TV ...I DON'T HAVE A PROPAGANDA BOX IN MY HOUSE

MY PURPOSE HERE IS TO THE ABOVE STATED & TO EDUCATE SOME MASSES

haha try?? damn sheeple know nothing original. go back to your pre-edited propaganda & be like everyone else. bahh bahh

OBVIOUSLY THATS NOT THE POINT ANYMORE, THE POINT IS I CAN'T JUST REMOVE YOU PEOPLES LIFE. THAT WOULD BE SOOOO RUDE LOL

i've been more, seen more, done more than you could ever comprehend "mankey".

WHATS A REAL JOB HMMM? GET UP 9-5 AND SIT IN A CUBICLE OR MAYBE TAKING ORDERS IN THE DRIVE THROUGH?

TICK TOCK .....STILL WAITING IN ANTICIPATION...OMFG I MIGHT BE BANNED FROM YOUR STUPID WEIRD STUFF ON EBAY GROUP THAT A 2 YEAR OLD WITH CONCEPTION OF THE WORLD AT ALL WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER WIERD.

And there's a new post on her journal...LETS' SEE YOU TURN WATER INTO WINE! LET'S SEE YOU GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LIGHTNING BUG THE NIGHT FLICKS OFF ITS SLEEVE. AN ABANDONED MOVIE LOT IN THE DESERT WITH ITS WINDOWS BROKEN. EVERY ONE OF YOUR WISHES HAS RIDDEN OFF INTO THE SUNSET. RAISE YOUR ARMS IN FAREWELL, DIN-A-LING, THE RED WIND IS LOOKING FOR YOU

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MASS GRAVE? If she had the occasional moment of eloquence and lucidity, she'd be like the goth S&M-wannabe Ginmar.