You will all go to bed without beatings!
In dot_bdsm_snark, ADevotedSlave posts what starts out as a promising snark of people who get too happy with Photoshop when posting photos online. However, they apparently (bum bum BUMMM) snarking for revenge! (oooooo)

ThomasKattus reveals that it is him in the pictures and claims that it's not fair! to choose just those pictures. He says at least he doesn't have cock shots up (point for him).

Apparently, ADevotedSlave took issue with ThomasKattus' previous post and decided to track him down and make fun of him. DevotedSlave's supporters include:

I speak in third person because my master tells me to (from bella_di_vil)

and

You're all meanies (from kaya_s)

Highlights include:

"I'd like you to open http://www.m-w.com for just a minute.
Now.In the field beside "Dictionary" please type the word "hyperbole" for me. Press enter.
Okay, you got what that word means? Now hit the back button. Delete "hyperbole" from the field and replace it with the word "sarcasm". Press enter.
Got that too? Okay, back button again. This time we're looking up "stereotypes".
Last time, I swear. Look up "satire".
You are now fully ready to comment in here and not look like a complete dork. You're welcome."

from Kwanboa, here

and

Well, first off, let me make it clear (because I can see how it woul be confused) that I am saying it is a conceit, as in a fanciful notion, not conceited, as in snobbish or self-important. One uses the word conceit to refer to excessively flowery language choices, that is what I am doing here.

That said, I think the refering to yourself in the third person bit is silly, I've always thought it was silly. The fact that your master ordered you to do it just means that I think you and your master are engaging in a silly practice. This is why we have snark communities, so we can make fun of the things people do which we think are silly.

by Ipsafictura

Children, don't make me turn this internet around!