My pee bag is less nasty than your pee bag because mine is due to childbirth!
Oddly, despite the subject line summarizing this small but rancid little wank, it's not on a parenting community, a childfree community, or a childfree vs. parent fight.

It begins with the OP, a charming soul by name of faeryrose posting to customers_suck feeling (understandably) squicked at seeing an elderly man's urine bag when sitting down to eat at a buffet restaurant. Sympathy tends to wander away by the witty inclusion of "just fucking die". But this isn't even where the wank is.

No, it begins with vloky feeling it important to announce that SHE has a urine bag and a catheter due to doctor errors during childbirth delivery, and that makes HER urine bag A-OKAY.

She has communication issues, and makes a declaration which people point out sounds like she's saying a man has a vagina. "the old guy probably unlikely has a hole in his bladder leading to his vaginA tyhough so ew"

If it stopped there, it wouldn't be worthy of posting here. She went on to clarify what she meant, and clarified how much of an ass she is in the process:

"I am a female who just gave birth so I have a vagina. The old man doesn't. The reason i have a catheter is to relieve pressure so that the hole in my bladder caused by incompetent healthcare can heal up. A kink would build up pressure making the purpose useless. He on the otherhand is a gross old man whos pissing in a bag due to some sort of old people issue and has no pressure worries and is probably used to the catheter so has no need to have the bag hanging out..and his old flabby skin probably holds the straps up a lot better not needing constant adjustment like I do."

It seems to be still garnering comments, and it's too soon to tell if she's abandoned the thread. It might explode or it might fizzle out, but that much asshattery can stand on its own pretty well too.

Edit: Bonus PWNAGE of WIN on the OP by 67threnody here.