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Two wanks in a day, I swear they find me!

Once upon a time, a lady who now writes at InsideDelerium was hosted by a guy named Derek over at SuperUser.Net.

In August 2001:

She asks to have her account cancelled.

He replies:

Thank you you f*cking b*tch for FINALLY answering me. i'm going to delete you now. mwahaha.

She would have sent him a reply, but his mail was broken.

Two Years pass:

He finds the site, InsideDelerium, and throws a hissy fit.

She replied with a one paragraph winner.

Shortly after, this pretty piece popped up, of Derek's making.

Now, we sit back and wait for Amanda to wank, even though she doesn't seem prone to splurting, she is rather fond of replying to him.

Consider yourselves on wank watch. Again.

Edit:

More wankage! See the comments on this page. Derek is starting to sound more and more like an adolescent boy by the minute.

First, it's Derek vs. LadyXXX, which is actually quite amusing.
Then, Derek vs. Carlie. Now it gets tedious.
Vixen appears, and the previous go for another roudn with the troll child.

Things get hairy and scary when insults like gay, lesbian, and homophobe are used. Lock up your children, oh my!

Go one, go watch the shit fly. You know you want to.