Parakeet wank? No, not like that.
Parrot wank. It happens all the time, but it's underreported. No, I'm not talking about what my cockatiel tries to do on my hand whenever he gets the chance, I'm talking about good, old-fashioned wank of the "threatening suicide on a budgie (parakeet) community" wank.

Being a devoted parrot-slave, I'm a member of a bunch of parrot communities, including communities for bird species I don't own, just for the pictures. So, imagine my curiosity tonight when I logged on to Livejournal after getting home from work/school and found this in the budgietalk@LJ community.

Mostly, parrotwank stays in the bigger general communities. Tonight, however, the budgiepeople have wanked. Or one of them, at least. Spurred by a now-deleted post and a lot of alcohol, jadedgeneration goes on a bit of an incoherent rant. And continues. Members of the budgie community are legitimately confused, most of us having missed the original post. This wank has it all:

RnB = Black Rape!

I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND LEAVE MY BIRDS ALONE!

Seriously, people. I know parrots are smart, but they look even smarter when you act this idiotic.

(Thus far, the post has not been deleted - I've saved the page, so if it is in the near future, I can upload it when I get to work tomorrow unless someone else beats me to it.)