Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-12-02 13:58:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
I love the smell of Meta-Stupid in the morning!
It's a good smell! It smells like incoming wank!

Over at stupid_free, up-and-coming Wank all-star [info]two_stabs passes along this entry from the newly minted (and probable source of future posts here) sex_debate:

Can lesbians have sex? And is anal penetration sex?

So soon after tovasshi's sex_debate community is founded, stupid_free worthiness is generated post-haste, reaffirming my faith in the stupidity of folks on the internet.

NO, PEOPLE. The VAGINA is the MAGIC HOLE and the penis is the MAGIC SHAFT and together they create sex molecules. Otherwise, you're just shooting blanks.


(Okay, the "sex molecules" crack was pretty good.)

Several S_F posters don't see the stupid, as the OP answers his (her?) own question in the next sentence and is clearly looking for discussion more than a pat answer.

[info]two_stabs takes this dissension with maturity and humility.

That is to say he replies with variations of "No, I'm right; the OP is an idiot" and macros. .

Small now, but growing (and growing nastier) by the minute.

Full disclose: I'm in the thread, but I was more interested in this comic than the (lack of) stupid at hand.


(Post a new comment)


[info]smo
2006-12-02 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh my GOD, shut UP, [info]two_stabs.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]thexphial
2006-12-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
For real. Attention whore, aisle one!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 04:25 am UTC

[info]black_spot
2006-12-02 10:12 pm UTC (link)
She hasn’t met too many wankers in her time.

(Reply to this)


[info]entelodont
2006-12-02 10:20 pm UTC (link)
[info]two_stabs is such a fucking troll.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


(Anonymous)
2006-12-03 09:16 pm UTC (link)
He was also a jerk in debunking white once

-animeg3282

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]influencethis
2006-12-02 10:27 pm UTC (link)
She's the one with the creepy eye icon? What else has she been in? I remember being traumatised by her before.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

repost because I left a big ass space there...
[info]mistal
2006-12-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
You mean traumatised by him, and it was probably here

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: repost because I left a big ass space there... - [info]influencethis, 2006-12-02 10:50 pm UTC
Re: repost because I left a big ass space there... - [info]mistal, 2006-12-02 11:07 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-12-02 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow. He's really trying for the Wanker of the Year prize, ain't he? Even this late in the game, he's making a pretty damn good effort.

(Reply to this)


[info]froda_baggins
2006-12-02 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Hm, yeah, two_stabs is fapping away quite (wo?)manfully there.

(Reply to this)


[info]waterfront
2006-12-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Well, let me have sex with your mouth and ass and tell me how pure you feel afterwards.

How ... charming.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]dragonfangirl
2006-12-04 11:17 am UTC (link)
Especially if it was in the other order.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]soupspooks
2006-12-02 10:54 pm UTC (link)
The comic wins hard.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]froda_baggins
2006-12-02 10:56 pm UTC (link)
It's just kind of sad that there are actually people like that. D:

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2006-12-02 11:05 pm UTC

[info]semirecluse
2006-12-02 11:31 pm UTC (link)
I know SO MANY "technical virgins." Jesus is only angry over tab-A-in-slot-B, apparently.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2006-12-03 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-12-04 11:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2006-12-03 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-03 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2006-12-03 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2006-12-03 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-04 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theantifooosh, 2006-12-03 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-03 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-03 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-12-03 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2006-12-03 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-12-04 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loonylupinlover, 2006-12-03 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-04 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-12-04 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-07 03:14 am UTC

[info]zealot
2006-12-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why, but that dilating pupil icon annoys me to no end.


(If I liked puns, I'd have said "eye-con"... But puns are for communists.)

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]semirecluse
2006-12-02 11:31 pm UTC (link)
It makes me twitch horribly.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]napalmnacey
2006-12-03 08:10 am UTC (link)
Not only does it completely lack the glassy quality of a real iris, (so it ends up looking like a giant blue sphincter) it dilates far wider than eyes are able to. Fake and tacky, really.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Giant blue sphincter. - [info]zealot, 2006-12-03 04:21 pm UTC
Re: Giant blue sphincter. - [info]catslash, 2006-12-04 12:25 am UTC
Re: Giant blue sphincter. - [info]zealot, 2006-12-04 12:32 am UTC
Re: Giant blue sphincter. - [info]catslash, 2006-12-04 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-12-04 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-04 08:02 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2006-12-03 01:16 am UTC (link)
According to a debate I had a few years back, anal/oral sex is not REAL sex. Because penis-in-vagina is what God intended, and anything else pales in comparison. Which was being used as an argument against homosexuals, because 'they twist sex into something that is not sex'.

Sadly, the topic was locked before I could say - 'HETROSEXUAL COUPLES HAVE ANAL SEX TOO, DAMMIT.'

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]mcity
2006-12-03 02:05 am UTC (link)
That's something that bugged me: if homosexuality is wrong because of sodomy, what about a straght, married couple having anal sex?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-03 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-12-04 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-12-03 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kahteh, 2006-12-03 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-12-03 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2006-12-04 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]southerngaelic, 2006-12-04 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-03 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-12-03 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-12-04 11:23 am UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2006-12-03 03:43 am UTC (link)
What bothers me (though people aren't always making a homophobic point when they say it, as sometimes they're talking to other heterosexual people) is that people will say there's nothing like penis-in-vagina sex and if you don't like it you didn't do it right.

There's nothing exactly like a lot of things but it doesn't mean I like all of them, or that I would if I did them right.

Oh dear, have I gone off on a tangent?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-12-04 09:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-12-03 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-12-03 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-03 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2006-12-03 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-12-04 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-03 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-12-03 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2006-12-04 08:57 pm UTC

[info]seiberwing
2006-12-03 02:07 am UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/sex_debate/1615.html?thread=18255#t18255

Do you know what's creepy? I had that *exact* same thought on the bus about an hour ago. No context, no reason, just did.

(Reply to this)


[info]skewed_tartan
2006-12-03 03:16 am UTC (link)
I somehow think that two_stabs is going to be a regular feature here. He makes it so damn easy.

(Reply to this)


[info]brown_betty
2006-12-03 07:06 am UTC (link)
two_stabs: it's a name, and a prescribed course of treatment!

(Reply to this)


[info]zinkchan
2006-12-03 07:13 am UTC (link)
two_stabs needs to go and wire his fingers together to he can't type and wire his jaw so he can't speak. It will make the world a better place.

(Reply to this)


[info]monsley
2006-12-03 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Lesbian #1: *laboured breathing* Enough teasing, sweetcheeks.
Lesbian #2: Right-o. *fumbling with trousers* Waitaminute...
Lesbian #1: What's wrong?
Lesbian #2: *face like this* No peen.
Lesbian #1: Bugger.
Lesbian #2: Can't, either.
Lesbian #1: *narrows eyes, goes into a sulk, eats ice-cream*
Lesbian #2: *deep sigh*

Stay tuned for more "UST Adventures", courtesy of two_stabs! WATCH people failing to have sex! LEARN the true meaning of penetration! REVERE the venom cock as you should!

(Next week, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger)

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]c, 2006-12-03 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]monsley, 2006-12-03 10:07 pm UTC

 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map