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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-12-12 00:04:00


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Two for the price of one!
Even Get Fuzzy isn't free from wank.

It begins with a strip where Rob wonders what's wrong with people. His immediate concern is Darfur, which Bucky chides as uninteresting.

The wank starts when continuouslife comments "Darfur: the cause du jour," causing oblyvia to ask what his point is.

"I think my comment speaks for itself.

Don't you think that there's something, oh, I don't know, disingenuous about something like, say http://www.darfurisdying.com being sponsored by MTV? Anyone remember "Vote or Die"?

It is the cause du jour, genocide or not. Celebrities and athletes and politicians will jump on this and "rally" until no more publicity can be milked from it. Then it'll be time for the next cause.
"

Wank ensues about celebrity involvement in various causes.

And there's more! While continuouslife and oblyvia (later joined by rosethorne and others) are getting their wank on, pandora1017 asks "What about the 650,000 Iraqis who've died because of the war (meaning, because of the United States)?"

Our old friends oblyvia and continuouslife get involved, figures are debated, and US-bashing is brought up.

Don't miss gamahucheur's post with major italic ACTION!


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[info]tez
2006-12-12 09:31 am UTC (link)
Holy Toledo. Get Fuzzy wank. Who'd'a thunk it?

This has just got to be a sign of the impending apocalypse or something. And I think I need to be leaning to the side Smooth Criminal-style to actually be able to comprehend gamahucheur's post.

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[info]mcity
2006-12-12 05:00 pm UTC (link)
It's like reading a Bill Cosby book, isn't it?

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[info]tez
2006-12-12 05:04 pm UTC (link)
I don't think Bill Cosby ever got this wanky but come to think of it, Jell-O pudding sounds good...

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[info]rachelmap
2006-12-12 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I think I remember some Get Fuzzy wank a year or so back when somebody in the strip was wounded in Iraq, but that would be about it.

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-12-12 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2006-12-15 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2006-12-15 01:56 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-12-12 09:40 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank GOD, a wank to read besides the dead kitty wank.

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[info]zinkchan
2006-12-12 09:57 am UTC (link)
I know. Plus I can read this without wanting to repeated bash mine or someone elses head in.

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(no subject) - [info]warrioreowyn, 2006-12-12 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-12-12 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-12 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-12-13 04:45 pm UTC

[info]zinkchan
2006-12-12 09:59 am UTC (link)
I can acutally see oblyvia's point, but she really could have phrased it much, much better imo.

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[info]cellardoor28
2006-12-12 12:07 pm UTC (link)
I... can't believe someone has Gamahucheur as a username.

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[info]amxjm
2006-12-12 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Explain plz?

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(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2006-12-13 12:15 am UTC

[info]the_wanlorn
2006-12-12 02:07 pm UTC (link)
...yes, Darfur is the "cause du jour". Does that make it any less horrible?

It's not like the broccoli and cheddar soup is any less good because it's the soup du jour. Or the steamed brown gunk-(that-might-be-testicles) is any less disgusting.

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[info]mastervex
2006-12-12 02:26 pm UTC (link)
The internet has taught me that people are supposed to base all their actions, opinions, tastes, and choices on keeping that delicate and rapidly-changing balance of what is considered hip, but is not beyond that level of popularity/awareness at which it becomes more hip to make fun of it or dismiss it. This applies to everything from what font you use, what soda you drink, and what fictional characters you want to have sex with each other, to religious beliefs and whether you give a shit about any other human being in the world. All other methods of deciding what you believe and what you're going to do are wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-12-12 02:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2006-12-12 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-12-12 03:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2006-12-12 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-12-12 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2006-12-12 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-12-12 04:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2006-12-12 05:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2006-12-12 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-12 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-12-12 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-12 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-12-12 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-12 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-12 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2006-12-14 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-12-16 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-12-12 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2006-12-12 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-13 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-12 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-13 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-12-12 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-12-13 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-12-13 04:47 pm UTC

[info]azawakh
2006-12-12 03:33 pm UTC (link)
This wank is almost as sad as the kitten wank. You've got everything from tragedy pissing contests to O I SO JADED PPL DIEZ GET OVER IT.

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[info]darkeyes
2006-12-12 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Sooo... a tragedy is no longer a tragedy or even worthy of note, if someone, somewhere, is somehow making money of it?

And here I thought it just made it more tragic, silly me. Gosh, I'm so glad that continuouslife is around to tell us what we should and shouldn't give a damn about.

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[info]mcity
2006-12-12 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Such a lovely circle has been made around the point.
Hee.

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[info]chaimonkey
2006-12-12 07:38 pm UTC (link)
You know what's sad is there is a Darfur video game. It's a flash game from MTV where you have to get water without being shot/raped. Real special, it is.

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[info]sithwitch13
2006-12-12 07:49 pm UTC (link)
...what.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-12-12 08:27 pm UTC

[info]kittikattie
2006-12-12 07:53 pm UTC (link)
....NO. I refuse to know that exists. *scoops out that spot in her brains*

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-12-12 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2006-12-12 08:34 pm UTC
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[info]edgyspice
2006-12-12 10:56 pm UTC (link)
D:

...ya know, I would bet a million dolllars that this is the result of a bunch of earnest over-40s sitting around in an executive board meeting and wondering aloud about how they can reach "the kids." Because everyone knows that young people love video games! DX

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[info]smo
2006-12-12 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Wow, gamahucheur really lives up to s/h/its name, no?

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[info]delcj
2006-12-13 02:25 am UTC (link)
i'd probably agree with you if i knew what the name meant. or even what language it is. i fail at comprehending usernames today.

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p.s.
[info]delcj
2006-12-13 02:30 am UTC (link)
i just read [info]cellardoor28's explanation, and yes, i do agree with your comment.

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[info]wolfshark
2006-12-12 10:14 pm UTC (link)
That person needs to lose the ability to italicize things. It's making my head hurt.

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verthandi
2006-12-12 10:18 pm UTC (link)
All this wank is missing is Ginmar.

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[info]napalmnacey
2006-12-12 10:49 pm UTC (link)
This wank IS Ginmar. If Ginmar were just a wank and not a person.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2006-12-13 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-13 12:09 am UTC

[info]rimrunner
2006-12-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
Has anyone brought up Madonna starting a Kabbalah Center in Malawi yet? Cause that strikes me as a case of celebrity wank right there.

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