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I wish I was boning vampires. ([info]tehrin) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-12-16 12:46:00


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You get out of life what you put into it, cuntface!
[info]bavelis is a new lj user, or an internet troll, who is so cf hardcore that s/he feels they can tell [info]cf_hardcore to give something to children for the holidays.


Hey you dried up sacks of lard and shit! How is your December going? I have no kids and I don’t want them. If I did, there’s a magic thing called adoption. But somehow I manage to be a non-asshole, non-entitle bitch about it.
I gave to poor kids this Christmas, too!
And it’s not too late for me to give more!
I may not want kids, but I have more common sense than to snub everyone who has or wants them as though they were second class citizens! I also don’t treat the childfree like trash-unless they act like it first.
And guess what!
They treat me well in return!
You get out of life what you put into it, cuntface!


[info]cf_hardcore responds in turn, with image macros. Some are NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK.

Oh yeah, and she's using one of the same icons as me. Huh?


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[info]rosehiptea
2006-12-16 10:21 pm UTC (link)
You get out of life what you put into it, cuntface!

Truly a heartwarming sentiment for this holiday season.

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[info]fallohidepride
2006-12-16 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Frank Capra's got nothing on this one.

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(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2006-12-16 11:53 pm UTC

lroy
2006-12-16 11:05 pm UTC (link)
That needs to be on a greeting card... with some kind of thin, scroll-y font and a watercolour background.

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-12-16 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]damnedfallacy, 2006-12-16 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2006-12-16 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-17 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-12-17 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]paintobscura, 2006-12-18 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-17 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - lroy, 2006-12-17 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-17 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kahteh, 2006-12-17 09:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2006-12-18 01:42 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-12-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
It's what I'm going to start telling people this holiday season. Happy Holidays causes too much contention.

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[info]amymccabe
2006-12-18 04:55 am UTC (link)
Wow! And just when I was in search of a heart-warming way to sign my Christmas cards this season!

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[info]wtf
2006-12-16 10:46 pm UTC (link)
That's ten kinds of special right there! I'm not even sure what to make of it, except to be vastly amused.

I think I agree with the sentiment, sort of, if I can parse it out...

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[info]kannaophelia
2006-12-17 02:38 am UTC (link)
Heh. I think I do, too. No trolling could ever be as batshit as the people on that comm. When the front page includes someone proud of hrself for telling a two year old to grow up... Um, yes, ma'am, they will. Toddlers tend to, in the course of normal development. You, on the other hand, seem to have had some problems with that... as does the 27 year old whingeing because her spinny chair is fun for HER to spin around on, it's HER toy, not for other children...

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(no subject) - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2006-12-17 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2006-12-18 01:08 pm UTC

[info]photosinensis
2006-12-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Christmas time makes me temporarily agree with the CF folks--but only until I remember what kind of douchebags they can be.

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-12-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm actually relieved to see this wank because with all the batshit booju stuff recently I had been starting to soften toward cf_hardcore (okay, it would be better if this was one of those great stories where someone threw coffee at an entitlemoo because she let her kid occupy a chair in a restaurant, but you can't have everything).

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-12-16 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-12-16 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2006-12-16 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2006-12-17 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-17 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-12-17 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-12-17 11:39 am UTC

[info]annaham
2006-12-16 11:17 pm UTC (link)
But somehow I manage to be a non-asshole, non-entitle bitch about it.

Reeeeeeeeeally?

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[info]damnedfallacy
2006-12-16 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Nothing says "I'm not an asshole" like calling someone "Cuntface." I may have to needlepoint that and hang it on my wall.

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(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-16 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-12-17 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-17 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2006-12-17 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2006-12-17 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]damnedfallacy, 2006-12-18 01:21 am UTC
Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed.
[info]_dinsdale
2006-12-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
Man, I'm much more curious as to what inspired this.

In other words: loving the macros.

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Re: Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed. - [info]crysiana, 2006-12-17 02:37 am UTC
Re: Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed. - [info]_dinsdale, 2006-12-17 02:43 am UTC
Re: Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed. - [info]kahteh, 2006-12-17 09:53 am UTC
Re: Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed. - [info]beckyh2112, 2006-12-18 04:26 am UTC
Re: Sora and Riku must have done some magical girl stuff before the islands were destroyed. - [info]kahteh, 2006-12-18 01:09 pm UTC

[info]sabinelagrande
2006-12-17 12:41 am UTC (link)
Pyramidhead... bulge... BRAIN ANEURYSM.

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(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-12-17 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2006-12-17 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-12-17 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-17 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-12-18 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-18 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-12-17 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-12-17 01:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]peejee, 2006-12-17 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-17 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthmaligna, 2006-12-17 09:12 am UTC

[info]edgyspice
2006-12-17 02:13 am UTC (link)
Sweet, I can always use more macros!

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[info]semirecluse
2006-12-17 02:29 am UTC (link)
I actually think the post is kind of awesome. But cf_h troll management is kind of awesome too. Bunny macros! Everybody wins!

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(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-12-17 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-12-17 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2006-12-17 10:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-17 05:43 pm UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2006-12-17 03:37 am UTC (link)
*dies* Oh man, the Boku no Sexual Harassment Cornbrator is always made of win. And I'd like to thank the person who posted the nice yaoi pictures. *saves them all*

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-12-17 04:12 am UTC (link)
...

Was that Pyramid Head sex art I just saw?

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(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2006-12-17 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-17 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2006-12-17 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2006-12-17 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-17 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alastor, 2006-12-17 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-12-17 06:03 pm UTC

[info]caito
2006-12-17 06:06 am UTC (link)
I'd troll cf_hardcore for BUNNY MACROS.

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(no subject) - [info]luna_hoshino, 2006-12-17 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alexielnet, 2006-12-17 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luna_hoshino, 2006-12-17 07:21 am UTC

[info]ravenclaw_devi
2006-12-17 06:49 am UTC (link)
Fuzzy crab! Bunnies! Who put all the adorable there? And why do I suddenly think that the cf_hardcorers would rethink their lives and start popping out babies if human babies were born with cute fuzzy fur? To the genetic engineering lab!

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[info]smo
2006-12-17 07:12 am UTC (link)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2006-12-17 08:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-17 08:16 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2006-12-17 06:13 pm UTC (link)
O_O

cf_hardcore needs to get trolled more often. I'll be in my bunk.

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(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-18 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-12-18 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-18 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-12-18 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]happiestsadist, 2006-12-18 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-12-18 07:27 am UTC

[info]coffeebun
2006-12-18 04:22 am UTC (link)
Those're some really nice fanart. I wish there were more bunny macros though.

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-12-18 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Since the other stupid free/cf_hardcore wank has dissappeared from here and not rematerialized at [info]i_wank I need to record, somewhere, the link to this thread and its evocative use of language in compounding the term "metalfat neckbeard."

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2006-12-18 08:55 pm UTC

[info]kittenmommy
2006-12-19 04:46 am UTC (link)

Speaking as someone who's very happily childfree, what really floors me about the majority of the CF'ers (especially the CF_Hardcore folks) on the 'net is how horrendously immature they are. It's almost like they're desperate to prove how adult they are in their decision not to have kids.

If you don't want kids, just don't have them. And don't act like a spoiled brat when asked why you don't want/have kids.

Geeze!

Kittenmommy.

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(no subject) - [info]ladydisdain, 2007-01-01 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-01-06 04:33 am UTC

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