tankgirlh immediately jumps in with the following:
Cute cat. Looks like he's an indoor/outdoor cat- the average lifespan of an outdoor cat is 3 years. That goes up, depending on the percentage of time he's indoors of course.
Will you please keep your next cat indoors where they belong? It's so much healthier for him (and less sad for you when they go missing).
I'm not trying to be rude, but it makes me sad when pretty kitties go missing because they are allowed outdoors.
It all goes downhill from there. Most of the people involved are pretty civil, but tankgirlh faps up a storm.