From our very own fandom_lounge
It all starts when kittenmommy posts in fandom_lounge about a truly horrific case of animal cruelty down in Georgia (warning: the link takes you directly to the full post, which contains graphic descriptions of animal torture. Scroll down to the comments or follow the following links to specific instances of wank if you want to avoid such things. I certainly wouldn't blame you).

The request was first posted without a cut for the disturbing bits, so right away, people are twitchy.



But the wank really starts when ldymusyc accuses kittenmommy of desiring mob justice

Animal cruelty laws are toted out and comparisons are made between cute puppies and ugly lobsters.

Many people seem to think that kittenmommy wants people to write in to force a guilty verdict. More legalese is brought out.

The general consensus does indeed seem to be "poor puppy!!!!11!" but that at best the original post was unclear and at worst was rather wanky.

Throughout, kittenmommy can't understand why this is so controversial.

Edit: Now reported on wankitywank here. We've hit three comms so far; anyone have a way to get us on another?
Edit II: Yep! We've now made stupid_free.

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	black_spot 2006-12-19 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	We've hit three comms so far; anyone have a way to get us on another? http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/214608.html Makes a change. They've only just got started. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	moriath 2006-12-19 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	lol, edited that in! We're awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moriath 2006-12-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Also: congratulations on posting the comment that finally forced us on to two comment pages. It's about time! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	footsie 2006-12-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	"Now reported on wankitywank here. We've hit three comms so far; anyone have a way to get us on another?" Now, it's on stupid_free, too. "Four! Four comms! Ah ah ah!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

	moriath 2006-12-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	No comm shall be untouched by this wank! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	footsie 2006-12-19 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Godawful Fan Fiction is down, but it has an LJ community. Kitten Mommy is a member. As am I. Shall we go for five? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moriath 2006-12-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not really familiar with Godawful Fan Fiction, so it's your call as to whether to post it to their LJ. However, half the members of this comm could post their contributions to this wank on i_wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rekall 2006-12-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I keep on refreshing i_wank to see if this will end up there. C'mon people we can hit 5 comms! Let's prove no one wanks better than us! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ldymusyc 2006-12-19 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	There has to be a way to get this on fanficrants, customers_suck, ohnotheydidnt or campfuckudie. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thesilentsenshi 2006-12-20 06:31 am UTC (link)
	If someone writes some godawful fanfiction about or inspired by it maybe. :p (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

madelfdisease 2006-12-20 04:08 pm UTC (link)

Godawful comment fic ahoy! "OMG," Hermione said. "Did you hear what happened to Professor Lupin?" "What," Harry and Ron asked. "He's been missing since he gave that last exam on Vampires, and this morning the house elves found a werewolf in one of the ovens!" "Was that what we just ate," Ron asked, turning green and wretching into a nearby suit of armor. "Of course not, at least I don't think so," Hermione replied. "And anyway, that's not the point. The point is that we obviously need to start a letter writing campaign to the Ministry of Magic to force them to create stricter werewolf cruelty laws. Everyone knows that if someone tortures a werewolf, they will become a Death Eater anyway." "Aren't werewolves kind of evil," Harry asked. "And aren't most of them already on Voldemort's side?" "You hate animals, don't you?! You probably torture them in your spare time! I'm going to tell Dumbledore that you're a Death Eater," Hermione screamed as she ran off. "Well then. I suppose I better go make out with Draco and see if he can set me up with Voldemort. Hermione's always right, after all." Harry sauntered off, and hoped that he could find Draco wearing leather pants somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mirabellawotr 2006-12-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Curse you, stupid_free! I had totally managed to forget about Man-Faye! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2006-12-19 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, I was just thinking the same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Wankas really DO eat their own! (with fava beans and a nice chianti... *teeth chatter*) (Reply to this)

	sisterelwood 2006-12-20 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I have nothing to add to this except to say that I giggled at this- http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/214608.html?thread=17536848#t17536848 (Reply to this)(Thread)

	drhenryjekyll 2006-12-20 02:31 am UTC (link)
	That was on cuteoverload recently! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2006-12-20 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Dare I ask if there was wank related to it? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	onaga 2006-12-20 05:02 am UTC (link)
	I saw that on Cute Overload this morning and sat at my keyboard, poised exactly between "AHAHAHAHA I SHOULD POST THAT TO THE WANK-OBOROUS" and "oh dear sweet christ we do not need another round of puppy-related wankery." And they took care of my dilemma for me! (Also, d'awwwwww. Looks like my dog when he was a puppy.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	*attempts to inject levity into the wank* luthe 2006-12-20 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Dead puppies don't carry E. coli. (Reply to this)

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