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Veritas (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} chaos_theory) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Re: Anthropology break
I am really pale with red hair and freckles and don't have a big schonzz, dark hair, a jewish star somewhere on my body, horns, or the body of a dead christian baby in my hands, or whatever the hell else they thought Jewish people looked like in Wisconsin and the South. What's funny is that other Jewish people don't give a crap what I look like and red hair is actually something that a lot of Jews have. All my cousins do. For the rest of the world if you don't look like Jerry Seinfeld you can't possibly be a Jew, I guess.
People have also walked up to me and told me that I am going to hell because I killed Jesus, asked me if Jews really drink the blood of Christian babies, asked me why I hate Jesus, and told me that I couldn't possibly be poor because Jews control all the money in the world blah blah illuminati Jew bankers at the center of the earth blah blah blah. Oh, and have actually used the phrase "trying to Jew me down" in my presence. I have a brief lecture prepared for just such occassions about the origins of anti-semitism in Europe lovingly entitled "Martin Luther was a huge cock and you're an ignorant fuck". It's not very popular but I deliver it passionately.
I am really pale with red hair and freckles and don't have a big schonzz, dark hair, a jewish star somewhere on my body, horns, or the body of a dead christian baby in my hands, or whatever the hell else they thought Jewish people looked like in Wisconsin and the South. What's funny is that other Jewish people don't give a crap what I look like and red hair is actually something that a lot of Jews have. All my cousins do. For the rest of the world if you don't look like Jerry Seinfeld you can't possibly be a Jew, I guess.
People have also walked up to me and told me that I am going to hell because I killed Jesus, asked me if Jews really drink the blood of Christian babies, asked me why I hate Jesus, and told me that I couldn't possibly be poor because Jews control all the money in the world blah blah illuminati Jew bankers at the center of the earth blah blah blah. Oh, and have actually used the phrase "trying to Jew me down" in my presence. I have a brief lecture prepared for just such occassions about the origins of anti-semitism in Europe lovingly entitled "Martin Luther was a huge cock and you're an ignorant fuck". It's not very popular but I deliver it passionately.
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