Lemon Frosted says:

What seems to be the problem here is that there are a lot of people who are categorically incapable of accepting the risks inherently associated with the internet, and are inventing complex fantasy worlds in order to cope with that.

But why can't there be a world where there's some sort of anti-murder device? I think the police should do something about that. It would be quite simple, perhaps a flying monkey would follow everyone around and then if they saw someone with a knife or a gun pointed at their person, attack them. I don't know how exactly, I'm not a flying-monky-ologist, I leave these details to experts.