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Nevada Fighter ([info]nevadafighter) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-06 12:48:00


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I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

[info]softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all [info]softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.




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[info]thoms
2007-01-06 07:21 pm UTC (link)
...

*headthunk*

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[info]toph
2007-01-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
...ow.

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[info]birene
2007-01-06 07:26 pm UTC (link)
A++++ flame war! Would read again! Not!

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(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-01-06 08:11 pm UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2007-01-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)
whats your deal anyway? harrassing people you dont even know, do you just look for trouble or try to fit in with the tough people, just like high school... i swear.

Well...it's almost Snacky's law.

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(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2007-01-06 07:59 pm UTC

[info]exdee
2007-01-06 07:58 pm UTC (link)
oh man, and here I was thinking I didn't have anything to do today...

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(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2007-01-06 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-01-06 08:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fourthage, 2007-01-07 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-01-06 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2007-01-06 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-01-06 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-01-07 02:22 am UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2007-01-06 08:03 pm UTC (link)
ZOMG they harrassed her while she was in the hospital with a "bad heart"!

Is there a [info]jurisimprudence law about people who claim that online mockery is exacerbating their health problems? (E.g., the Naruto fanfic author who "lost five pounds," the bruschetta wanker who had seizures, C***a with her "congenital heart failure," etc.) Because if there isn't, there ought to be.

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(no subject) - [info]serai, 2007-01-06 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2007-01-06 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2007-01-06 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-01-06 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-01-06 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-01-07 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2007-01-06 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-01-07 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-01-07 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-01-07 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2007-01-07 07:08 pm UTC

eviemouse
2007-01-06 08:06 pm UTC (link)
youve been reported to livejournal legal.

*snerk* Funnily, her "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" is borderline reportable.

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Who wins at batshit?
smirnoffmule
2007-01-06 08:08 pm UTC (link)
I think there's batshit going on all over the place here. Yeah, the op shouldn't really breed her dog, and yeah, she does freak out like a machine designed especially to freak out, but that first post you refer to... it was not someone politely pointing out the many reasons why the OP should reconsider, it was a disguised link to a picture of dead puppies. [info]roamingtigress should work for PETA.

It also appears that she may have actually sent the OP a text message to make sure she checked back on her post and noticed how much she'd been pwned. If this is the case, it does go some way to explaining why [info]softest_fire went quite so crazy - it's one thing having someone reply to your LJ post, quite another to have them text you on your personal phone because they want to make internet drama.

Having successfully revived this post that had died so long ago those pups could have graduated college already, [info]roamingtigress then went rushing over to [info]dot_pet_snark to tootle her own horn over the drama she'd just started. Most of the other people on the thread are also members of DPS, who couldn't resist rushing over and joining in. Behold, manufactured drama! Admittedly, snarking drama you've been the primary cause of is an oft-recurring theme in [info]dot_pet_snark but this does not, IMHO, make it any cleverer.

So, in conclusion, I would say so far it's a tie.

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Re: Who wins at batshit? - [info]jrs1980, 2007-01-06 08:31 pm UTC
Re: Who wins at batshit? - smirnoffmule, 2007-01-06 08:33 pm UTC
Re: Who wins at batshit? - [info]katarin, 2007-01-06 09:33 pm UTC

[info]solle
2007-01-06 08:11 pm UTC (link)
"That's great and all, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER PUPPIES IN THE LITTER, HMMM?! I'm pretty sure all the people in this community would take good care of them wether or not they were white, but (...)"

Zomg twilight zone dog racism!

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[info]miss_eponine
2007-01-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
What I don't understand is why the first person to respond had to post links to all sorts of tasteless pictures as if she/he was really trying to help. I mean, wouldn't it have been possible to politely explain why home breeding is a bad thing? The links could still have been posted but with a warning.

Granted, she probably would have responded in the same way judging from her other responses, but that was just unnecessary.

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-01-06 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2007-01-06 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-07 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-07 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-07 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2007-01-07 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-07 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - smirnoffmule, 2007-01-06 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2007-01-07 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2007-01-06 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-06 09:41 pm UTC

smirnoffmule
2007-01-06 08:57 pm UTC (link)
And stupidpetowners and drama_awesome. Best dead puppy wank of the first six days of the year bar none!

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[info]waterfront
2007-01-06 09:18 pm UTC (link)
(her dog, not her)

I am so glad you added that, as otherwise I would have read this whole thing the wrong way.

Er.

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[info]azawakh
2007-01-06 09:20 pm UTC (link)
This made me LOL.

hope that cloning becomes true

Did we miss this or, for that matter, THIS?

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[info]pantyless_angel
2007-01-06 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Ok... I may be way out of the loop here but since when has letting your pet get laid at least once become animal cruelty?

Two of our dogs made a litter of seven on accident. Every puppy found happy loving homes and are doing very well, even the ugly one. Should I expect the ASPCA, or PETA to come bust my ass now?

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(no subject) - [info]froda_baggins, 2007-01-06 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-06 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]froda_baggins, 2007-01-06 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2007-01-06 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2007-01-07 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-01-07 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loonylupinlover, 2007-01-07 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loonylupinlover, 2007-01-07 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-08 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-01-07 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2007-01-07 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-01-07 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2007-01-08 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-06 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2007-01-07 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-07 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2007-01-07 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-07 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-07 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 10:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-07 10:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2007-01-07 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 09:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2007-01-07 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dar, 2007-01-07 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-01-07 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicolae, 2007-01-07 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slwatson, 2007-01-07 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2007-01-07 08:37 am UTC

[info]black_spot
2007-01-06 10:06 pm UTC (link)
The period between the OP and the all the comments smacks of a vendetta by a bunch of people with an agenda.

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[info]slumber
2007-01-07 12:51 am UTC (link)
No one wins on this thread.

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(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2007-01-07 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slumber, 2007-01-07 01:05 am UTC

[info]shakeandbake
2007-01-07 01:04 am UTC (link)
Is it a good idea to post this? She knows where you live.

also, this person, WTF

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-01-07 03:17 am UTC

[info]monsley
2007-01-07 01:22 am UTC (link)
Softest_Fire, in Softest_Fire's words:

and no i dont drink, its bad for my stomach cancer

actually i do have a bad heart, heart disease, blind in one eye and only have the use of my right hand

if im so horrid looking then why do i model you loser...


That must be one hell of a show she puts up there in the catwalk.

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[info]radiotrash
2007-01-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
Maybe I'm a bad person but I don't really see why it's so bad that she wants to breed her unusually colored dog?

I get the whole there are tons of dogs in shelters and such being killed and I personally have all my dogs/cats sprayed/neutered cause I don't wanna deal with the puppies anyway but if the woman wants to do it I don't think disguising links to dead puppies is going to change her mind.

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-01-07 05:27 am UTC

[info]shadowkitty
2007-01-07 02:23 am UTC (link)
OMG WHITE GERMAN SHEPHERD GIMME!

Sorry, I just can't think of anything I want more than one of those. I actually know someone who has a female they're looking to breed from, but they live in England.

Wait, there's wank?

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[info]mcity
2007-01-07 03:19 am UTC (link)
Single female breeder
Wanking for her shepherd;
Reusing her cam'ra angles,
And being incoherent!

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(no subject) - [info]pharae, 2007-01-07 05:35 am UTC

[info]azawakh
2007-01-07 04:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, shit, it gets better!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-01-07 08:52 am UTC (link)
All I can think of is that her dog is SO cute. Seriously. I want to wooble its squishy dog-cheekies and make its ears wag back and forth. And say "Doggie-doggie-doggie!"

Oh, and Livejournal Legal sounds like a really bad drama that should star someone that used to be big in the seventies as the big boss legal person.

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[info]white_serpent
2007-01-07 08:59 am UTC (link)
female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her).

A highly necessary clarification, given the next post.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2007-01-08 12:06 am UTC (link)
Updates: According to this comment, it's not a nine-month-old post; she just backdated it once she started catching shit for it in hopes that it would fall off the radar.

Also, she's edited the post so that its subject line now says "looking for wankers who have nothing to do on thier weekend!" and the post reads:

"i was curious how many people i could entice to comment... over 500... ever hear of therapy...

and dont believe all you see or what you hear.... things arent what they seem.

bye im outta here

i have REAL business to tend to dearies
love love
dk"

*checks off "it was an experiment" on her Wanker Bingo Card*

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