I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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daylightsparks
2007-01-06 08:03 pm UTC (link)

ZOMG they harrassed her while she was in the hospital with a "bad heart"!

Is there a

jurisimprudence law about people who claim that online mockery is exacerbating their health problems? (E.g., the Naruto fanfic author who "lost five pounds," the bruschetta wanker who had seizures, C***a with her "congenital heart failure," etc.) Because if there isn't, there ought to be.

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	serai 2007-01-06 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Extra points if they claim they're posting from their hospital beds. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	entrenous88 2007-01-06 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, SERIOUSLY, there needs to be! Especially for the people who start something and then say, "Zomg, I must needs swoon away on my divan, for your rational engagement with my crazy hurts my various unidentified but dire sounding illnesses! ~~asshat syndrome~~!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2007-01-06 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Lost five pounds? Quick, quick, mock me. Mock me until I'm skinny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amxjm 2007-01-06 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	ZOMG now you've totally spoiled Green Eggs & Ham for me! For this I must flame you! ~~Actually, I'd just give you icon love, but that won't help you lose weight.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dracothelizard 2007-01-06 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	You... poopyhead? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-01-07 02:05 am UTC (link)
	The wanker's diet plan - not as gross as it sounds. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mastervex 2007-01-06 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Wasn't there someone once who claimed it made them go into labor early or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	harrylovesron 2007-01-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I did a few quick searches on the Jurisimprudence Wiki; the closest seems to be Munchausen by Proxy Server, but that just addresses pseuicide, not disease. Hmm, what would such a law be called? The Law of Interdisease? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ilpalazzo 2007-01-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	There's Blackjack's Law, but that only covers mental disorders. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-01-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	True. I do think this warrants an all-new law, then. Perhaps the Faux Disease Fallacy? Anybody who claims that an Internet argument or being mocked by somebody online makes them ill in some way and/or aggravates a pre-existing medical condition... insert punishment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-01-07 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	There you go. I'll post it on jurisimprudence shortly (and give you credit for the wording). (Reply to this)(Parent)

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