I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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Who wins at batshit?
smirnoffmule
2007-01-06 08:08 pm UTC (link)

I think there's batshit going on all over the place here. Yeah, the op shouldn't really breed her dog, and yeah, she does freak out like a machine designed especially to freak out, but that first post you refer to... it was not someone politely pointing out the many reasons why the OP should reconsider, it was a disguised link to a picture of dead puppies.

roamingtigress should work for PETA.

It also appears that she may have actually sent the OP a text message to make sure she checked back on her post and noticed how much she'd been pwned. If this is the case, it does go some way to explaining why

softest_fire went quite so crazy - it's one thing having someone reply to your LJ post, quite another to have them text you on your personal phone because they want to make internet drama.

Having successfully revived this post that had died so long ago those pups could have graduated college already,

roamingtigress then went rushing over to

dot_pet_snark to tootle her own horn over the drama she'd just started. Most of the other people on the thread are also members of DPS, who couldn't resist rushing over and joining in. Behold, manufactured drama! Admittedly, snarking drama you've been the primary cause of is an oft-recurring theme in

dot_pet_snark but this does not, IMHO, make it any cleverer.

So, in conclusion, I would say so far it's a tie.

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	Re: Who wins at batshit? jrs1980 2007-01-06 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not to blame the "victim", but after about three months of no responses, the OP should have taken down her cell phone number. I have enough trouble letting my flist know my address, much less an open post with a dubious purpose giving out a direct way to contact me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Who wins at batshit? smirnoffmule 2007-01-06 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm not denying softest_fire certainly did contribute some dumb of her own. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Who wins at batshit? katarin 2007-01-06 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh good, I'm not the only one that thinks the commenters were pretty damn crazy too. I mean... softest_fire is still MADE of insane-flakes... but that was SO uncalled for. I didn't know that by buying a pet or letting your dog have puppies you were the reincarnation of Snively frakking Whiplash. Pretty much, the entire thread is MADE of fail. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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