I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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	harrylovesron 2007-01-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I did a few quick searches on the Jurisimprudence Wiki; the closest seems to be Munchausen by Proxy Server, but that just addresses pseuicide, not disease. Hmm, what would such a law be called? The Law of Interdisease? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ilpalazzo 2007-01-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	There's Blackjack's Law, but that only covers mental disorders. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-01-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	True. I do think this warrants an all-new law, then. Perhaps the Faux Disease Fallacy? Anybody who claims that an Internet argument or being mocked by somebody online makes them ill in some way and/or aggravates a pre-existing medical condition... insert punishment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-01-07 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	There you go. I'll post it on jurisimprudence shortly (and give you credit for the wording). (Reply to this)(Parent)

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