I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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dar
2007-01-07 04:40 am UTC (link)

It's a pet owner's decision, but given that your dog and/or cat will be healthier, happier, and have no offspring that you need to place, why on earth would you choose anything else? If YOU had something unnecessary, and removal of it would make you significantly less prone to certain illnesses, keep you from swinging around hormonally, and the surgery was cheap and almost entirely without risks of any kind, you'd do it, wouldn't you? Why would you deny your pet that?

**Note: I work at an animal hospital. I am not talking out of my ass here.

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katarin
2007-01-07 04:50 am UTC (link)

Yes and see, if the people that commented to the OP had said that? We wouldn't be here. But instead of factual information and useful suggestions, she got videos/pictures of dead puppies and lots and lots of people screaming at her.

In my opinion, spaying/neutering your animal is the right decision. But it's my opinion, I'm not going to force that on other people. Now, other people can try and convince me otherwise and I'm much more likely to respond in a better way to that than if they try and take my head off for it.

I guess I just prefer if people don't try and force their ideas/beliefs/decisions on other people. I'm all for explaining to the OP why it's best for everyone if animals are spayed/neutered, but that's not what happened and that's what I don't agree with.

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	tao_tao 2007-01-08 12:19 am UTC (link)
	If YOU had something unnecessary, and removal of it would make you significantly less prone to certain illnesses, keep you from swinging around hormonally, and the surgery was cheap and almost entirely without risks of any kind, you'd do it, wouldn't you? Ha, I guess you missed the Pillow Angel wank report. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-02-06 10:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, no, not necessarily. I mean, I haven't had myself neutered. Have you? It'll keep you from swinging around hormonally, and there's an overpopulation problem anyway! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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