I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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dar
2007-01-07 04:44 am UTC (link)

When you fail to spay your bitch and she ends up with uterine cancer or something equally horrible, you can ask that question again. I would say that leaving the option open for something horrible like that to happen (we have a lovely specimen of a rotting ballsack from a dog carefully preserved at work) does indeed fall under animal cruelty, when the alternative is just so damned easy.

Give your companion animal the care you'd give yourself.

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dragonfangirl
2007-01-07 05:35 am UTC (link)

That's a loaded comparison, given that a lot of people who are reluctant to spay do so *because* they are empathizing too much with the animals. I mean, would you like to go have a hysterectomy? Right now? It will save you all sorts of medical complications in the future, and should you ever decide you want children, you can always adopt!

Which has nothing to do with the decision of whether or not to spay or neuter your animals, but that's the problem -- that people don't really understand, or accept, the disconnect between a sentient and a pet.

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nicolae
2007-01-07 09:45 am UTC (link)

That's why our male dogs haven't been neutered. My dad finds the idea really upsetting. *facepalm* Luckily, neither of them had any accompanying health problems. The worst was the time my (female) dog and I went on a hike with my friends bitch who was in heat, and when Val and I came home she smelled like dog-in-heat and our male dog humped the couch where she had been sitting and I had to clean up after him. Eeeeeeeew.

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slwatson
2007-01-07 07:14 am UTC (link)

I would say that leaving the option open for something horrible like that to happen (we have a lovely specimen of a rotting ballsack from a dog carefully preserved at work) does indeed fall under animal cruelty, when the alternative is just so damned easy.

And I would say that your statement falls dangerously under the 'high horse' mentality. My pets are spayed. Guess what? My pets, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, are rescues and strays. I have homed a frightening amount of animals. And while I sure as Hell would encourage people to spay/neuter, I wouldn't say those who're otherwise responsible are 'cruel pet owners' for not making the same decision.

Please to not be throwing stones until your soul is a shining bastion of perfect kindness and decency please.

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pantyless_angel
2007-01-07 08:37 am UTC (link)

So...My mother should go have herself spayed because she let Star have puppies, and how am I supposed to have my self neutered since I don't have the equipment in the first place?

I'm very sorry to hear about your rotting ball sack, but I still don't and doubt I will ever think letting an animal breed especially when you take responsibility for it, and provide proper care as we did (including vet visits to make sure Star could safely give birth.) is animal cruelty. So you can pull that oak tree out of your ass now.

*Reaches for tissues*

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