I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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	pantyless_angel 2007-01-07 09:13 am UTC (link)
	From what I've seen out of our dogs (and cats for that matter) our mutts always do better and last longer than out pure breads, With our Brittany Spaniel, Ginger being the sole exception. We may just be very unlucky though.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

napalmnacey
2007-01-07 09:23 am UTC (link)

I've noticed this too. I've heard of the health problems people have had with their pure bred cats and I'm amazed cause in my whole lifetime of being around cats constantly (our family always has had at least three living with us) none of them have ever had any kind of congenital problem. All have been healthy as horses and if they have died or gotten sick, it's something pretty full on (like getting hit by a car, for example).

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