I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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nicolae
2007-01-07 09:27 am UTC (link)

Heh, no problem about the length. I'm so glad you got your dog back, that must have been terrifying. Our dogs dug a hole under our fence and got out of the yard one afternoon, and even though we found them drinking out of a pool three blocks away it scared me half to death. I totally see why you didn't have her spayed, and none of that story makes your family sound irresponsible in the least. But it's also pretty different from what it sounds as if the OP was trying to do.

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pantyless_angel
2007-01-07 07:14 pm UTC (link)

We live in a big farming area, so it's not unusual to be visited by the local dogs or for your's to go visiting. As long as they have a collar their safe. Star was a shock though because she had never had the slightest interest in roaming. Mom was devastated but refused to admit it.

The only time I can remember Dad purposely breeding one of our dogs was Ginger our Brittany Spaniel. Their a very popular breed for bird dogs around here, and hard to find from breeders that won't cost you a fortune. I was really little not even in school yet and when I found out we weren't keeping them I cried.

We mostly get new dogs and cats by way of "Anonymous Donors" like our most recent addition Brandy. She's Dads 60lb lap dog. Over the years we've come the conclusion that we are not meant to have normal pets.

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