I HAV YUR IP IM GONNA GET YOUUUUU!1!!!
Found by way of stupid_free but this is too damn funny not to share.

softest_fire posts to caninecentral hoping to find someone with a female German shepherd that she can breed with (her dog, not her). First comment out points out how many dogs are killed in shelters because no one wants them and how she's just going to contribute to the problem.

softest_fire then proceeds to wank so hard she nearly breaks something off. Later on when someone makes a very polite, nice comment, she bites that person's head off as well.

Highlights:

- continuous incoherence and lack of grammar
- continuous lack of any kind of sense
- continuous threats that she knows people's IPs and will use that information to "get" them
- continuous threats that she has a lawyer and has contacted LJ legal and if they continue to contact her (in a public community post), she'll GET THEM!!

Userinfo says she's 28 but frankly it's like watching a bitchy 12 year-old having a total meltdown. Fun times.

EDIT: As others have pointed it, it took nine months for the responses to take off, and the wank isn't all

softest_fire's; some of the comm members have their moments of batshit as well.

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loonylupinlover
2007-01-07 11:55 pm UTC (link)

I don't think that beating one's children is the same as not spaying/neutering your pets. However, both can have serious health consequences. Not spaying dogs or cats can leave them at risk for pyometra, a nasty condition where the uterus and fallopian tubes fill with pus. The link is a webpage showing surgery pictures of a dog whose uterus should've weighed 8 ounces but was closer to 8 POUNDS. This is potentially life-threatening and also fully preventable. Testicular and breast cancer are also preventable with spaying/neutering. Not only does spaying/neutering prevent unwanted litters and overpopulation, but it can ultimately save your pet's life.

Just bringing up something no one's seemed to mention yet.

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	loonylupinlover 2007-01-07 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Whoops, I was mistaken. The surgery pictures are actually of a 9-lb poodle, so the infected uterus weighed over a pound, but not 8. In some cases they have weighed 8 pounds, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	katarin 2007-01-08 12:02 am UTC (link)
	right, as I said above, I'm not saying people shouldn't spay/neuter their pets. I'm just saying not spaying/neutering =/= child abuse. Also, if the OP had received informative, concerned comments like this, this entire thing might have turned out differently. Or maybe not, the OP seems pretty fucking nuts. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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