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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-09 16:45:00


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Remember when we were talking about vaginas?

This whole thing is probably not safe for work.

Over at Metafilter, a post about a doctor getting away with performing Female Genital Mutilations gets derailed by some of the guys coming in wanting to talk about their circumcisions and how traumatizing the practice is. There's complaining in thread about this, and we all troop over to Metatalk to bitch at length about everyone's penis.

Then the user spacediver comes in and... Oh hell, I'll just give you a sample of his comments.

"Quite simply, we do not accord even close to the same respect to male sexual anatomy, as we do to female sexual anatomy." That's right. It's all about the vaginas!

"In fact, i'd say that male genital cutting is more relevant to this case than is female genital cutting, since the medical establishment plays a much bigger role in the former." Okay, let's think about this. Male circumcision is more relevant to a case about female genital mutilation how?

"...many women who are circumcised feel exactly the same way about their bodies. They don't think they're missing anything..." It's like those old coffee commercials. Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

The regulars respond in their usual way.

"I've also heard that intact males can actually hear the choruses of Angels singing in Heaven and that their stools are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit." - Divine_Wino

"[T]hey can also fly to Spain using their foreskins as hot air balloons and only the flatulence of the Gods to stay aloft." - jonmc

Indeed.



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[info]wtf
2007-01-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? Well, I hear Superman's not cut and that's why he's super.

But he's still a dick. ICON LOVE

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[info]funkyhelix
2007-01-09 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Superman's a zoophile.

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2007-01-09 10:52 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eli_eli_oh, 2007-01-10 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2007-01-10 03:46 am UTC

[info]iris
2007-01-09 11:53 pm UTC (link)
The webforums I hang on once had a discussion on what would happen if you tried to circumcize Wolverine.

Since...healing factor, lol.

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(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2007-01-10 03:56 am UTC
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[info]esclaramonde
2007-01-10 12:13 am UTC (link)
There was a fic at GAFF where Superman was castrated.

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 12:25 am UTC
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[info]smo
2007-01-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Divine_Wino wins for the Road to Wellville reference.

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-01-09 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

That sound you heard right there? Saltines. Out the nose.

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[info]lykomancer
2007-01-09 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Mine was coffee, but yeah, I empathize. With tears of pain in my eyes.

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(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-01-10 12:14 am UTC
GYTP (gratuitous youtube post) - [info]itsirtou, 2007-01-10 12:20 am UTC
Re: GYTP (gratuitous youtube post) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-01-10 01:05 am UTC

[info]elemcee
2007-01-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
I did that once with noodles and it did hurt, and led to some discomfort. :(

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(no subject) - [info]c, 2007-01-10 01:22 am UTC
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[info]daylightsparks
2007-01-10 06:38 am UTC (link)
Someone please make that into an icon.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-01-09 10:51 pm UTC (link)
"[T]hey can also fly to Spain using their foreskins as hot air balloons and only the flatulence of the Gods to stay aloft." - jonmc

I think that if I read enough of these wanks at 6 in the morning, my mind will enter an eternal state of stasis with no aging.

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 12:23 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2007-01-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
"...many women who are circumcised feel exactly the same way about their bodies. They don't think they're missing anything..."

OMG SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

Can someone spray me with a hose before I wank all over that statement?

t's like those old coffee commercials. Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

Coffee and Chocolate does make things better, but ...LMAO.

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-09 11:40 pm UTC
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(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-01-10 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 01:12 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lab, 2007-01-10 01:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2007-01-10 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-01-10 12:41 am UTC
Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 01:15 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]puipui, 2007-01-10 02:33 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 02:59 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 04:07 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]puipui, 2007-01-10 07:28 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-10 12:27 pm UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-11 05:44 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]xero_sky, 2007-01-10 08:53 am UTC
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[info]toph
2007-01-09 11:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm, uh, just going to sit here with my legs crossed VARY tightly while wincing at the thought of losing my clitoris. As is my usual reaction to these stories. D:

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[info]shallow_kid
2007-01-09 11:37 pm UTC (link)
"I've also heard that intact males can actually hear the choruses of Angels singing in Heaven and that their stools are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit."

This is false. My ex maintained that no man poops. Instead, men plop out tiny little pearls that smell of gardenias. His friends backed him up on this, so I know it's true

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[info]faemageforsaken
2007-01-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Meh. I'm just opposed to involuntary genital mutilation, male or female, which is why my son is intact despite the well-meaning pressure of my parental units.

There's a world of difference between the results, though. At least men can still enjoy sex afterward... -_-

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2007-01-10 12:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2007-01-10 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]windex_junkie, 2007-01-15 11:20 am UTC
CLEANLINESS?! - [info]windex_junkie, 2007-01-15 11:27 am UTC

[info]polygamouse
2007-01-09 11:43 pm UTC (link)
and we all troop over to Metatalk to bitch at length about everyone's penis.

Was I the only one to read this as 'to bitch about the length of everyone's penis' and think "OMG! How much did they take off?"

::crickets::

Okay then. Carry on.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2007-01-10 12:06 am UTC
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[info]hobbitsexual
2007-01-09 11:43 pm UTC (link)
*sighs*

sometimes i think i already know all the decent, insightful guys...

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[info]nicolae
2007-01-10 12:01 am UTC (link)
Semi-related personal anecdote:

I have a friend from college who, over the summer, was had a...genital operation. I don't like to call it genital mutilation because she decided to do it, but basically she had a cut made in the clitoral hood, which is a tradition in her culture. (Her family is African, and I can't remember where they're from...I want to say Mali?) Anyway, that's totally different from clitoral removal, but she said it didn't hurt that much, and her boyfriend says she comes just fine.

/tmi

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-01-11 08:25 pm UTC

verthandi
2007-01-10 12:29 am UTC (link)
D:

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nam_jai
2007-01-10 01:13 am UTC (link)
When I saw this post on the flist, I was sure that you were going to be reporting on this article on Salon. The summary: "When our son was born, my wife decided circumcision was barbaric, but my parents insisted it was an essential Jewish tradition. Behold the sad tale of how one foreskin tore a family apart."

Cue 41 pages and counting of letters wank over circumcision, Judaism, meddling mothers and neurotic sons, etc., etc.

Must be the week for it!

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(no subject) - [info]scourgemonkey, 2007-01-10 06:34 am UTC
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[info]isa
2007-01-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
I... NO. JUST NO. MINE. YOU NOT TOUCH. ::crosses legs, welds them shut, installs elictrified fence and guard dogs around permieter::

See? This is why you people can't have nice things. Now NOBODY will get any sex. Ever.

(This is, of course, the general "you.")

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[info]wankaholic
2007-01-10 03:40 am UTC (link)
I wonder if what'shisface from the FGM wank I posted is going to show up and claim that FGM is misunderstood, and if it was done in a clinical setting, no one would be protesting it.

'Cause this is exactly what he was talking about. And boy howdy, are people protesting.

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[info]panthea
2007-01-10 04:26 am UTC (link)
to bitch at length

...bwahahahaha.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-01-10 05:05 am UTC (link)
Dear asinine men of the world,

It's not all about your penis.

kthx,
[info]wrongly_amused

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[info]miraba
2007-01-11 06:31 am UTC (link)
Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

Here, have the internets. They're yours.

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Okay, space-what-the-fuck is a retard, but there is a point buried under the spooge.
[info]windex_junkie
2007-01-15 11:14 am UTC (link)
This is like wanking over the relative obscenity of child abuse.

You know, like some person groped up some kids, and some other reprobate actually molested them with pool cues, so the former is suddenly okay.

Because just saying IT IS NEVER OKAY TO CUT OFF PARTS OF SOMEONE ELSE'S GENITALS is like, too "thinky" or something.

INSTEAD OF MOTHERFUCKING OBVIOUS.

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