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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-09 16:45:00


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Remember when we were talking about vaginas?

This whole thing is probably not safe for work.

Over at Metafilter, a post about a doctor getting away with performing Female Genital Mutilations gets derailed by some of the guys coming in wanting to talk about their circumcisions and how traumatizing the practice is. There's complaining in thread about this, and we all troop over to Metatalk to bitch at length about everyone's penis.

Then the user spacediver comes in and... Oh hell, I'll just give you a sample of his comments.

"Quite simply, we do not accord even close to the same respect to male sexual anatomy, as we do to female sexual anatomy." That's right. It's all about the vaginas!

"In fact, i'd say that male genital cutting is more relevant to this case than is female genital cutting, since the medical establishment plays a much bigger role in the former." Okay, let's think about this. Male circumcision is more relevant to a case about female genital mutilation how?

"...many women who are circumcised feel exactly the same way about their bodies. They don't think they're missing anything..." It's like those old coffee commercials. Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

The regulars respond in their usual way.

"I've also heard that intact males can actually hear the choruses of Angels singing in Heaven and that their stools are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit." - Divine_Wino

"[T]hey can also fly to Spain using their foreskins as hot air balloons and only the flatulence of the Gods to stay aloft." - jonmc

Indeed.



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[info]threegoldfish
2007-01-09 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

That sound you heard right there? Saltines. Out the nose.

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[info]lykomancer
2007-01-09 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Mine was coffee, but yeah, I empathize. With tears of pain in my eyes.

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[info]onyxnoir
2007-01-10 12:14 am UTC (link)
Mine was coffee, but yeah, I empathize.


Real coffee? Or Folger's Crystals?

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GYTP (gratuitous youtube post)
[info]itsirtou
2007-01-10 12:20 am UTC (link)


If that doesn't work, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghcbIx-3KAQ

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Re: GYTP (gratuitous youtube post)
[info]onyxnoir
2007-01-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
LOL! Chris Farley FTW!

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[info]elemcee
2007-01-10 12:42 am UTC (link)
I did that once with noodles and it did hurt, and led to some discomfort. :(

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[info]c
2007-01-10 01:22 am UTC (link)
I did that with macaroni. It was... not pretty.

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[info]xero_sky
2007-01-10 08:44 am UTC (link)
I imagine it was socially awkward, as well.

:(

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-01-10 06:38 am UTC (link)
Someone please make that into an icon.

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[info]mmanurere
2007-01-10 07:30 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure which would be more painful...saltines out the nose or coffee crystals in the vagina.

...I suspect it's the coffee.

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[info]priestesspadfoo
2007-01-10 12:53 pm UTC (link)
That needs an icon. *toddles off to look for pictures*

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[info]renata_hpjc
2007-01-10 10:30 pm UTC (link)
My kidlet was dozing on my chest, and I snerked so hard I woke him up. Poor thing.

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