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Tangle of Toy ([info]funkyhelix) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-09 16:45:00


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Remember when we were talking about vaginas?

This whole thing is probably not safe for work.

Over at Metafilter, a post about a doctor getting away with performing Female Genital Mutilations gets derailed by some of the guys coming in wanting to talk about their circumcisions and how traumatizing the practice is. There's complaining in thread about this, and we all troop over to Metatalk to bitch at length about everyone's penis.

Then the user spacediver comes in and... Oh hell, I'll just give you a sample of his comments.

"Quite simply, we do not accord even close to the same respect to male sexual anatomy, as we do to female sexual anatomy." That's right. It's all about the vaginas!

"In fact, i'd say that male genital cutting is more relevant to this case than is female genital cutting, since the medical establishment plays a much bigger role in the former." Okay, let's think about this. Male circumcision is more relevant to a case about female genital mutilation how?

"...many women who are circumcised feel exactly the same way about their bodies. They don't think they're missing anything..." It's like those old coffee commercials. Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

The regulars respond in their usual way.

"I've also heard that intact males can actually hear the choruses of Angels singing in Heaven and that their stools are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit." - Divine_Wino

"[T]hey can also fly to Spain using their foreskins as hot air balloons and only the flatulence of the Gods to stay aloft." - jonmc

Indeed.



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[info]tehrin
2007-01-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
"...many women who are circumcised feel exactly the same way about their bodies. They don't think they're missing anything..."

OMG SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

Can someone spray me with a hose before I wank all over that statement?

t's like those old coffee commercials. Today we've replaced her vagina with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if she can tell the difference.

Coffee and Chocolate does make things better, but ...LMAO.

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-01-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
*sprays with nearest hose*

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[info]tehrin
2007-01-10 12:06 am UTC (link)
Thank you, bebe.

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-01-10 12:21 am UTC (link)
No problem. :) F_W should install sprinklers that go off at first sign of wank explosion. Though I suppose we'd always be wet, then, and that's not so fun. ^_^

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[info]damnedfallacy
2007-01-10 12:30 am UTC (link)
It is if we're all wearing very thin white cotton t-shirts.

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 01:10 am UTC

verthandi
2007-01-10 12:23 am UTC (link)
Can someone spray me with a hose

I read that as Can someone spray me with a horse.

You may now commence with stoning me.

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-01-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
*throws the first stone*

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[info]tehrin
2007-01-10 01:12 am UTC (link)
But are you without sin?

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-01-10 01:27 am UTC (link)
0:)

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[info]lab
2007-01-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
Now, I read that as *throws the first horse*

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[info]exdee
2007-01-10 02:38 pm UTC (link)
"horse" just keeps showing up in sentences like that anymore.

it's sad, but entertaining.

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[info]expeliarbum
2007-01-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
Haha, I wasn't the only one! Clearly, the last wank affected my brains.

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[info]puipui
2007-01-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
Everything is horses lately. ;_;

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Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k?
[info]tehrin
2007-01-10 01:15 am UTC (link)
Tell me, what do you see?

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Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k?
[info]puipui
2007-01-10 02:33 am UTC (link)
Odd. From one angle I see PAIN, but from another I see hilarity. That can't be right, can it?

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Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 02:59 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2007-01-10 04:07 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]puipui, 2007-01-10 07:28 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-10 12:27 pm UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]tehrin, 2007-01-10 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-11 05:44 am UTC
Re: Repost because its a really big macro and I don't wanna get stoned, k? - [info]xero_sky, 2007-01-10 08:53 am UTC

[info]thekiwiwhoflew
2007-01-10 09:01 am UTC (link)
After that wank, I see horses everywhere.


And I cry.

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[info]okalintu
2007-01-10 01:13 am UTC (link)
Me too, and the following hysterical laughter scared my wee innocent kitten.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-01-10 08:30 am UTC (link)
So did I.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-01-10 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Too busy wiping candy cane chunks off the screen. Let me get back to you with that.

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[info]isa
2007-01-10 03:32 am UTC (link)
OF COURSE they don't think they're MISSING anything, they've had the nerves with which they could COMPARE removed! I cannot EMPHASIZE enOUGH how STUPID THat iS!

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-01-10 04:34 am UTC (link)
In my anthropology courses, every single circumcised woman with whom I conducted field interviews expressed sorrow that they could not enjoy sex. They resented their children on some level for the extreme danger childbirth represented and their husbands for escaping this fate, and then felt guilty for that resentment. Their periods were incredibly painful and carried significant risk of infection. Every one who was circumcised in girlhood experienced mild PTSD relating to the incident, and a few said they revisited the actual circumcision in flashbacks and nightmares frequently. But, they said, though these feelings were common where they lived, an uncircumcised woman was an unmarriageable whore - men would rather have a dead, chaste daughter or wife than a live, intact financial and social liability.

'Course, that doesn't mean male circumcision carries even remotely the same trauma. Men don't usually die from circumcision, and the sex organ is not completely removed as it is in female circumcision. Heck, circumcised men even get to enjoy sex without suffering major physical trauma.

*towels off*

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[info]isa
2007-01-10 08:11 am UTC (link)
I. Hate. Humans.

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-01-10 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2007-01-11 03:30 am UTC

rowleyorama
2007-01-10 08:54 am UTC (link)
From what I've read about it, don't they do the cutting then tie the girls legs together for a few weeks while it heals? So that they have to hobble around and, uhm, piss all over themselves?

Because after finding that out, I've been thankful for every crappy day my life has ever had.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-10 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pariforma, 2007-01-10 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-11 05:40 am UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2007-01-10 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. That confirms some things I'd always thought.

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[info]tehrin
2007-01-10 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I wrote a paper in my cultural anthropology course on it off an article in the yearly Anthropology Review (?) in 2004. I try to understand why someone would want to do it but in some cultures, its because the vagina is viewed as ugly and they want to remove aspects that make it male-looking- which I don't agree with at all.


I couldn't imagine having to interview people about it. I don't have the courage. So props to you on that.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2007-01-10 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]indis_earfalas, 2007-01-12 01:08 pm UTC

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