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Serai ([info]serai) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-09 22:24:00


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Current mood:amused

Foreskins and peenies and brises - oh my!
Yay for Salon.com. While many of their articles (on such topics as the Iraq war, socioeconomics in the far East, and the latest electronic gadgetry flying out of Steve Jobs' ass) generate letters that are interting, thoughtful and even civil, when they put up what are commonly called "lifestyle" articles, the splooge can fly so thick and fast you could very well drown in it.


Herein a tale of a Jewish husband caught in the Circumcision Wars.


A rather amusing story of what can happen when your wife and your parents Do. Not. Agree. on something you really don't care about one way or the other. (Since it's a Salon link, you have to click an ad to get the whole article.) But the real fun happens in the Letters section.

352 letters so far. We got it all here -

"Circumcision is barbaric!" "No, it's clean and healthy!"

"It's religious, so it's idiotic!" "Don't you DISRESPECT MAH JEWISH AUTHORITAH!"

"It's nothing compared to female circumcision!" "That's not relevant, you hairy feminist!"

"It's no big deal!" "It's traumatic and scarring!"

"I did it to myself!" (No, I'm not making that one up.)

And the occasional appearance of a few head-scratchers wondering why people get so freaked out about this. (That included me, by the way, but since I posted my reply very early and nobody responded at all, I don't think it counts in the splooge explosion, which took a while to gather steam.)

NOTE: In order to get the wank stream flowing correctly, remember to click the "Oldest First" button on the first page of the letters, otherwise Salon will list them in the reverse order.


Boy, nothing like an article about bodily functions to make the crowd at Salon go APESHIT.



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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-01-10 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Ah, circumsision wank...

Whether or not to get my son snipped was the first full out roarfest I had with my then mother in law.

Granted I'd read up on the procedure as much as humanly possible, and even seen one done and after discussion with my then hubby, we decided that we weren't going to have the baby cut. His mother went into a tizzy (she's not Jewish) insisting that we HAD to circumsize the baby. She gave me all the 'it's healthier' arguments and how she deeply regretted that she hadn't had my then hubby circumsized as a baby since she didn't know about the procedure.

While up until then, I'd been pretty easy going with her, my temper won out on this and I informed her that it wasn't that much extra effort to just teach the baby when he was older how to properly wash.

We went a few rounds over it and when I didn't budge, she appeared to let it drop. Then while both me and the baby were still in the hospital, one of the nurses comes in the room ready to take him for the procedure and for me to sign the paperwork for it. Damn if my mother in law told them I wanted it done.

High Holy Hell was raised yet again, and mother in law insisted that she knew what was best and I probably wasn't thinking clearly because of the meds I was given for my c-section. Hubby took the not getting involved route and kept quiet while I cut loose with full snark about the amount of meds she kept scamming doctors on so it was look who's talking with not thinking clearly with drug haze.

End result was my son wasn't circumsized and mother in law tread very carefully around me for quite a few months.

Over the years I've been with guys both clipped and not, and really haven't noticed a difference. If a guy's not going to wash his equipment right, it's not going to matter whether he's snipped or not. I've seen gamey on both.
Naturally I kicked up a fuss and

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-01-10 04:21 pm UTC (link)
... And? And what? I need to hear the rest, man!

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[info]seiberwing
2007-01-10 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Looks like a half-sentence from the middle of the paragraph got knocked down.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-01-10 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh okay. Thought I was missing out on the rest of the story.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-01-10 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Nothing like a 15lb cat to slap keyboard when he feels I really need to go to bed at that point.

Now to remember what I was going to say at that point.

Naturally I do kick up a fuss/comment if a guy's really ripe down there. After all, things've progressed to that point so I concider it past the point on being squeamish with words not to mention if he's not clean there one can pick up some nice infections down there.

Usually I'll suggest a top and tails with emphasis on the tails part, or in one case commented that I could swear I saw eyeballs nesting in the hair since there had to be life growing down there at that funk.

Thankfully, they've taken it with good nature.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-01-10 08:59 pm UTC (link)
A what and what?

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-01-10 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Top and tails aka washing the boobs and nethers.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-01-11 12:49 am UTC (link)
Never heard that phrase...

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-01-13 05:14 am UTC (link)
As long as you've not said "Is it in yet?" I think they'll take anything. LOL

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