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polygamouse
2007-01-11 02:08 am UTC (link)

He and the horse are married. The human chick's just the girlfriend. So, really, he's molesting his "wife" and screwing around with his mother-in-law on the side. (And if the horse foals, does that make the girlfriend Grandma? Soaps got nothin' on this freakshow.)

Of course, if the girlfriend bumps off Horsefucker then the horse, as the wife, probably inherits the estate. But perhaps the girlfriend will get to manage the money until the horse turns 21? The plot thickens!!!

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	some_dude 2007-01-11 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I would kill to be in the room when the lawyer involved in that read over the will and his mind does that little pop that everyone else's has done when confronted by this. Bonus points if there's a centaur suing for part of the property: "Look, I really don't think we need to do a paternity test here." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	taktuk 2007-01-11 02:54 am UTC (link)
	That, my friend, provided a much-needed laugh. In my mind, the centaur was even voiced by Seth MacFarlane. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	some_dude 2007-01-11 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, that does make it funnier -- I think definitely in Brian mode. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-01-11 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm just picturing the look on the lawyer's face when that pop occurs. I haven't laughed this hard all week. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	suzycat 2007-01-11 03:16 am UTC (link)
	But what about the horse's baby that it is possibly having? I think he posted somewhere that it was conceived using a "surrogate", well gee no surprises there. Is that foal going to be the child of Horsefucker and Horse!Wife? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	judyhazeleyes 2007-01-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to curl into the foetal position and cry now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	souris 2007-01-11 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Soaps got nothin' on this freakshow. "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of horsefucking..." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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