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itsirtou ([info]itsirtou) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-10 17:28:00


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Over at the libertarianism community on ElJay, [info]lefthandedninja asks, "Do you think possessing child pornography should be a crime?"  in reaction to this article.  (Apparently, instead of turning in his final exam, some dumbass turned in a CD full of child porn.)

Fantastic.

[info]kadeshaderow gets things started off the right way by asking, "Are you fucking retarded?" and then continues to splooge all over the place.  (Now with bolding and underlining action!) 

The wank then moves on to whether or not the age of consent is arbitrary, and whether that even pertains to the subject at hand since the CD turned in contained pictures of very young children.

[info]vox_soli feels the need to tl;dr to the max about how she is an anarchist and actually SAYS, "I more or less think that it's okay as long as the child in question has a sufficiently mature understanding of the whole idea of sexuality to consent and there isn't any question of coercion or undue influence from an authority figure."   She, [info]cyclotron, and [info]ragnarok20 go on to have a nice healthy debate over whether or not you can define a law if you don't actually believe in laws.

But!  [info]ragnarok20 simply cannot take this lying down!  Instead of replying on the first post, he has to make a whole new post about how big of an idiot [info]kadeshaderow is.

Thankfully, this post looks semi splooge-free at the moment, but the second the usual suspects show up, it'll explode, mark my words. 




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[info]miss_void
2007-01-11 06:31 am UTC (link)
I especially like the email that the student sent to his professor:
"Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer. I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great.

"I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up."

...Yeah, good luck with that. As if any Professor wouldn't automatically fail you for the "oh snap" anyway.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2007-01-11 09:04 am UTC (link)
"Oh snap, I am sorry a toolbox. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music illegal filth CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer get off to, because I am a sick fuck. I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great.

"I am sorry about that, convinced that you are the most gullible person on earth, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all helps me stay out of jail. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music ...well, you know where I'm going with this. Sorry for the mix up."


Fixed!

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-01-11 10:55 am UTC (link)
Just leaving to one side for a moment the issue of child porn, what professor in their right mind would say "Oh, that's OK, it's perfectly fine that you didn't have in your final exam on time and it won't affect your grade at all."

Dumbass.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_void, 2007-01-11 03:49 pm UTC
*snork* - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-01-11 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-01-11 07:16 pm UTC

[info]waterfront
2007-01-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm kind of worried that I found the "oh snap" most noteworthy. People actually say that unironically? Huh.

Well, that and bitch, please. That paper-thin excuse won't keep him warm in court.

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(no subject) - [info]serafina20, 2007-01-11 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2007-01-11 05:00 pm UTC

[info]exdee
2007-01-11 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I didn't think that was what "oh snap" meant. I've only heard it used in the same context as "buuuuuuuurn".

Odds are the professor would have no idea what they're trying to say. (I'm responsible for teaching my theology professor the term "wangsty", myself.)

Not like it excuses the porn at all.

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[info]gun
2007-01-11 06:33 am UTC (link)
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY HAVE THEY NOT DIED IN FIRES?!

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[info]sunhawk
2007-01-11 07:10 am UTC (link)
FIRE CLEANSES ALL!!

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(no subject) - [info]isa, 2007-01-11 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-01-11 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-01-11 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-01-11 09:19 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-01-11 12:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 01:48 pm UTC

[info]shadowkitty
2007-01-11 02:45 pm UTC (link)
I MIGHT HAVE A CAN OF PETROL, WHICH I KEEP FOR USING ON ASSHATS NO REASON IN PARTICULAR.

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[info]sunhawk
2007-01-11 07:09 am UTC (link)
Nothing better than a room full of people trying to be so edgy and free-thinking that they don't seem to notice or care that they are actually coming across as total creeps. :/

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[info]catman
2007-01-11 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Icon for the WIN! *lol*

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[info]sequinedlizard
2007-01-12 02:43 am UTC (link)
I could totally start a religion around the man in your icon. Although I don't think psychosis would be the basis -licks Eddie-

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-01-11 07:12 am UTC (link)
*just weeps*

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[info]the_clichemoth
2007-01-11 02:59 pm UTC (link)
I can just imagine this guy turning in his paper, then coming back home to fap it raw to the kiddies...and then popping in said paper and going into full OMGWTFBBQXXX!!!!!!!!!1one! mode. I'd pay for a video of the moment when this sick fucking moron realized exactly what he did.


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(no subject) - [info]lemone, 2007-01-15 06:59 pm UTC

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-01-11 10:39 am UTC (link)
WOW

"I don't believe in crime" + child porn = "child porn shouldn't be a crime" I AM A GIBBERING BABOON'S ASS

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Re: to add - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 01:50 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-01-11 02:38 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 03:42 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]taktuk, 2007-01-11 06:47 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]nekoneko, 2007-01-11 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2007-01-11 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2007-01-12 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2007-01-11 02:36 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]sashenka, 2007-01-11 04:31 pm UTC
Re: to add - [info]joye, 2007-01-11 09:23 pm UTC

[info]michmatch
2007-01-11 11:01 am UTC (link)
Has someone declared war on our faith in humanity and otf_wank is the chosen battleground?

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(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2007-01-11 06:46 pm UTC

[info]thekiwiwhoflew
2007-01-11 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Ladies and genetlemen, Let us be petty like me take a look at some of the people in favor of child pornography:



I will be in the corner, rocking myself back and forth with my knees hugged to my chest.

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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-01-11 01:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-01-11 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-01-11 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joye, 2007-01-11 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2007-01-14 12:36 am UTC

[info]waterfront
2007-01-11 02:35 pm UTC (link)
"Are you fucking retarded?"

Oh, God. I admit it.

I laughed.

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(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2007-01-11 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-01-11 03:43 pm UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-01-11 04:39 pm UTC (link)
I love how Incinerator started playing when I was reading this. Kill it with fire.

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[info]chash
2007-01-11 06:40 pm UTC (link)
...okay, to all the people who are trying to argue in that post that child porn shouldn't be illegal because it doesn't hurt anybody:

IT HURTS ME. IT IS HURTING ME RIGHT NOW. Therefore, it should be illegal.

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2007-01-12 01:05 am UTC

[info]semirecluse
2007-01-11 06:54 pm UTC (link)
There's wank about this case all over the interwebs . My favorite is the student in question's MySpace, where the comments include a hell of a lot of "OH SNAP." And some excellent macros.

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(no subject) - [info]joye, 2007-01-11 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2007-01-11 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-01-13 12:51 am UTC

[info]laurelin_kit
2007-01-12 01:43 am UTC (link)
Ugh. Fuckheads. Bring back horse marriage.

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(no subject) - redwarrior, 2007-01-14 12:35 am UTC

redwarrior
2007-01-14 12:33 am UTC (link)
Drawings/shota/loli? Go ahead.

ACTUAL KIDS BEING COERCED INTO POSING FOR PR0N? I don't think so.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-14 04:10 am UTC (link)
If you want them, I have made icons in an attempt to bring some extra funny.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o25/fuzzykitsune/ohsnap3.jpg

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o25/fuzzykitsune/osnap2.jpg

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