On a side note, it's funny, no one would complain of someone was looking at a cure for heterosexuality.

Probably. That's because everyone would be laughing far too hard to voice dissent.

There's a good reason we'll never see a yaoi manga where the characters are marching in a gay rights parade.

Which is...?

And if I ever do see that, I'll set that manga on fire.

And when you do, I fully expect to set YOU on fire, you twittering malfeasant. "Make him gay" my sweetly rounded ASS.