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Terra ([info]penguinfaery) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-11 18:55:00


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[info]vahnm posts an article to [info]yaoi about how researchers think they may have found the clue to homosexuality (the article has since been disproved by by a blogger as incredibly biased and the work of none other than PETA). It goes over pretty well, though, [info]yaoi is largely supportive of gay rights, even if it's off topic.

Well, except for [info]ashleyvsdestiny, that is (yes, that Ashley). People try to bring the logic, but s/h/it is persistant with the crazy.

On a side note, it's funny, no one would complain of someone was looking at a cure for heterosexuality.

As for research... No, not really. I mean there are millions of dollars being spent on everythin from how to make the better tasting donut and all the way to making the longer lasting breast implant. In terms of frivolousness, you'll find a lot worse than trying to cure homosexuality at the bottom of the scientific research barrel.

And my point that gay rights doesn't matter in yaoi still stands. There's a good reason we'll never see a yaoi manga where the characters are marching in a gay rights parade. And if I ever do see that, I'll set that manga on fire.

No, it's not considdered immoral to research a method to make black people white.


(Quote not all taken from the same comment.)

Small, I know, but we can't have Sep's only example of the funny in OTF_wank not be in OTF_wank at all.

You can also find some fine examples of crazy on [info]ashleyvsdestiny's journal, if you enjoy s/h/it's particular brand of insanity (and he's still making with the trans hate).

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[info]abbymouse
2007-01-12 03:53 am UTC (link)
Dear Ashley,

You cannot 'turn' someone gay, except with excessive reconditioning and psychological/possibly physical torture. Because, y'know, it's much easier to change something that deep-set when you've completely broken the person. And look, he'll be the perfect uke for you!

Dear Ashley,

Long hair that is taken care of does not make a man gay. It may make him an SCAer or a roleplayer, if you go by the guys with long hair that I know

Dear Ashley,

You seem to be labouring under the misconception that you are prettier than you are and obviously charming, and that the fault lies in the men you know that you cannot get a boyfriend. Perhaps you should consider the common denominator?

Ashley,

STFU.

No love,
Abby, who is a girl what likes video games.

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[info]footsie
2007-01-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
"Long hair that is taken care of does not make a man gay."

Where the f♫~ does she spouts that bullsh♫~? Long hair makings a guy gay? I haves long hair -- does this means I shoulds just gives up on ze ladies and goes suck some c♫~?

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[info]brown_betty
2007-01-12 04:15 am UTC (link)
What the assfucking cock is up with your censorware?

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[info]footsie
2007-01-12 04:22 am UTC (link)
I've been watching too much Metalocalypse. The characters in that cartoon occasionally use some colorful language, and instead of beeps, the censors use guitar noises.

(You can find all the episodes here, if you're at all interested.)

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[info]brown_betty
2007-01-12 04:35 am UTC (link)
Ah, thank you! Sadly, I am culturally impoverished because I slept through the eighties, so all that gives me is the very strong sensation that I am missing the joke.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-01-12 05:24 am UTC (link)
*clicks link*

Thanks! :D

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[info]lillyv
2007-01-12 02:23 pm UTC (link)
You have provided me with Metalocaplypse. That is the most metal link EVER.

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[info]kahteh
2007-01-12 02:37 pm UTC (link)
*glee*

Well, I know what I'll be spending the rest of today watching...

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[info]abbymouse
2007-01-12 04:18 am UTC (link)
He, I believe. If the photographs are anything to go by.

*was not that disturbed by Ashleycock, but is difficult to disturb*

And long, taken-care-of hair apparently makes a man gay. Norton, Dan, Doug and Gavin's girlfriends will be annoyed when I tell them.

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[info]footsie
2007-01-12 04:30 am UTC (link)
It was one of my girlfriends who first introduced me to conditioner. I guess she'll be heartbroken when I tell her that she made me gay!

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[info]beccastareyes
2007-01-12 04:50 am UTC (link)
Conditioner is the new tentpegs?

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[info]sabinelagrande
2007-01-12 09:12 am UTC (link)
...If you could some how combine them, I think it would be better for all involved.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
I've heard that conditioner makes a wonderful lube, specially designed for all your tent-pegging needs.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2007-01-15 02:45 am UTC (link)
It's not half bad. ::cough:: Not that I would know.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-01-12 05:11 pm UTC (link)
HolyshitIknowwhothatis!

Nuclear waste + seahorse = THUNDERHORSE!

Release the kitties!

(Normally I run in fear from anything my friends tell me to watch, but this was awesome. And to think we discovered Dethklok from reading the little text bits between songs in GHII!)

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[info]benighted
2007-01-13 02:09 am UTC (link)
Exactlys, Skiwsgarr. This lady's reasonings is dildos.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-01-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
Dear Abby:

we know he's wrong and we don't give a damn about how it relates to you.

sincerely,

the guy who just banned this crap.

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[info]apoplexia
2007-01-12 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Dear Sep,

lighten up. It's supposed to be a joke, although I grant you it isn't easily distinguished from the genuine expression of these opinions.

love,

the mod who is doing your mom just unfroze this thread.

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[info]wankprophet
2007-01-13 05:35 am UTC (link)
Dear apoplexia,

I still love you despite the unsavory Teutonic sense of humor you've picked up. Also, please send money to pay for the bobble-head hooker you ordered from me.

love,

the mod who has no idea what's going on. Ever.

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[info]eljuno
2007-01-13 05:58 am UTC (link)
Dear Wankprophet,

Your Deutshaphobia has been noted in the secret files for use in future torture. Also, I think you gave me herpes.

Love,
That Other One

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[info]sorchar
2007-01-13 06:06 am UTC (link)
Dear Eljuno,

Your oversensitivity is unbecoming. Also, if you would not be slutting with WP you would not have teh herpes.

love,

the lazy mod who's just in it for the prestige

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[info]wankprophet
2007-01-13 06:08 am UTC (link)
Dear sorcha,

Contrary to popular opinion, herpes can, in fact, be transmitted by hot and heavy private mod chats. You'd know that if you ever bothered to join in with us.

love,

the mod who's just in it for the sweet, sweet shame

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[info]sorchar
2007-01-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
Dear WP,

It's hard to join when you aren't told what's happening. Then again, if it leads to herpes, perhaps I'm better off.

Love,

The Mod Who Used To Matter

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[info]soupspooks
2007-01-12 05:12 pm UTC (link)
Men with long hair are hot. Men in kilts are also hot. Sadly, the last guy who I knew with long hair was a dick, and the only guy I know who wears a kilt is dating my friend. Such is life. I can still stare.

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[info]tofuknight
2007-01-12 08:53 pm UTC (link)
You know, I have only rarely seen guys with long hair who actually condition (or wash...) it; and these unwashed people have all been roleplayers. Nice to know that's not the total demographic.

Also, Alan Rickman is hot.

and so are boobies!

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