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animeg3282 ([info]animeg3282) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-14 21:04:00
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Wagglepop wank...
I think this thread is really wanky. Backstory: Wagglepop is an auction site that started up maybe a year or two ago. The first time it opened, the owner mysteriously closed it, and then it opened back up again.

Apparently one's choice of auction is serious business, and mostly the sellers go back and forth accusing each other of being cult members or sabatoging people's businesses until saturn comes in with hir own brand of special.

First, he's just a little wacky talking about feeling type buyers

Then it's just plain bizarreness about how ugly it is to complain about auction sites and how this is a sign of mental problems

Also, apparently john resale who was like no wagglepopbashing,plz is the real hero and females can be tricked into having false heroes. Saturn also knows that wagglepop is going to be successful because of natural laws and then he devolves into talking more about heroes and prophets and natural law

Apparently he is a prophet and wagglepop will reign supreme. Others suspect he's Ray(the owner of wagglepop) in disguise. The thread goes on from there, and currently people are accusing each other of being in hate groups or cults.

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[info]demonbean
2007-01-15 05:37 am UTC (link)
2) Why, if WP's so great, HAVE OVER 40% OF THE SELLERS DISSERTED IT?

Is that like a dissertation, or what?

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[info]some_dude
2007-01-15 06:28 am UTC (link)
I, for one, am holding out for a hero.

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[info]dark_puck
2007-01-15 07:13 am UTC (link)
Until the end of the night?

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[info]puipui
2007-01-15 07:21 am UTC (link)
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon, and he's gotta be larger than life.

Larger than life.

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[info]darkeyes
2007-01-15 10:11 am UTC (link)
Do you know where have all the good men gone? And where are all the gods?

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-01-15 10:54 am UTC (link)
Where's a streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? :(

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[info]zorro
2007-01-15 11:02 am UTC (link)
Isn't there a white knight? Upon a fiery steed?

...wait, never mind. Just never mind.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-15 11:17 am UTC (link)
*giggles*

I'm never going to be able to view Bonnie Tyler in the same way again...

--Athersgeo on LJ

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[info]crevette
2007-01-15 03:27 pm UTC (link)
::sporfle::

Yes, the horse reference STILL works. I may never be able to watch a John Wayne western again.

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[info]puipui
2007-01-15 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Hee!

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[info]thesilentsenshi
2007-01-15 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Okay you all win. I approve of this thread. :D

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[info]some_dude
2007-01-16 01:50 am UTC (link)
Now I've had that song stuck in my head for hours, and I have only myself to blame!

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 03:14 am UTC (link)
*Sings loudly to shut out the image*

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[info]taktuk
2007-01-16 04:19 am UTC (link)
Picture yourself rolled in oats on a river...

I can't bring myself to continue, and this time I can't blame my lack of filking experience.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-15 06:33 am UTC (link)
Awwwww, Chiyo-Chan!

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[info]animeg3282
2007-01-15 04:10 pm UTC (link)
everybody loves her

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[info]damien
2007-01-15 07:03 am UTC (link)
mostly the sellers go back and forth accusing each other of being cult members

What, is that the new Godwin's or something?

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-15 12:10 pm UTC (link)
+cracks up+

Or, maybe our prophet will become an hero (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/An_hero_day) instead of a hero.


-h.
I just found out that you can comment as a mousie here? Oh, my!

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[info]issendai
2007-01-15 05:58 pm UTC (link)
That... is a very special level of crazy. I choose to believe that Saturn is the owner of Wagglepop, because for someone else to be as invested in Wagglepop as Saturn is, they would have to be even crazier than Saturn.

did this happen to eve also.... soomething comes in a color form to FOOL.... yes its a natural law that governs females feelings.. i also know all these art laws and can apply them and get any female feeling at the highest level .. BUT that is not the best way overall.... i can switch gears instantly and be a million different TYPE guys cause i know the laws... many great actors knows also and can do the same....

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my approach is a cold approach for a REASON i could switch instantly to a manner to become very popular BUT then i could not see TRUE responses and i could not know who was who... and this way i can point to the most wise that would give the best happiness.... no other approch is better than the way i do here.... i'm waiting for something to jump high who can see what all this is.... if they do .. then they are the wise ones who can see BETWEEN the lines with a popular package that sways

If Saturn has the Magickal Psychological Powar to be any kind of man he wants to be, why did he choose THIS persona? Did Cosmo do a special on how wild undermedicated guys are in bed, or something?

BTW, I checked out Wagglepop. It looks like a cheap eBay ripoff. My ovaries failed to respond.

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[info]anonyrat
2007-01-15 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Hey, the Time Cube guy started an auction site!

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[info]animeg3282
2007-01-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
*snork*

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[info]wrenlet
2007-01-16 01:22 am UTC (link)
Santa & God debase women
as if non-existing opposites.

What the merry fuck does St. Nicholas have to do with it?

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 03:10 am UTC (link)
Santa and God. Wow. Of all the people I could have chosen that debase women...that's the most unlikely couple I've ever seen. In fact, if you'd asked me before I read this wank what would happen if someone (in all seriousness) put the words "Santa" and "God" in the same breath, I'd have said the world would blow up. In fact, I'm still waiting patiently.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 04:17 am UTC (link)
Maybe he meant Satan, and it was just a round and merry typo.

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[info]ghostmaster
2007-01-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but that's not as fun.

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[info]anonyrat
2007-01-16 05:25 pm UTC (link)
You are just too educated stupid to understand nature's harmonious 4-day time cube. Are you content as a singularity queer?

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[info]monsley
2007-01-16 06:50 am UTC (link)
YOU DESERVE DEATH -
FOR SINGULARITY EVIL

*roffles*

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[info]ghostmaster
2007-01-16 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Are teal deers still an old meme?

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[info]wickedwitch
2007-01-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
"Honestly, if you all don't start evolving into rainbow plants soon, I'm going to have to kill you."

Or am I confusing my crazies?

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[info]onaga
2007-01-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, Wagglepop?

I cannot take that seriously at all. I would be ashamed to tell people where items came from if I bought them on Wagglepop.

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[info]animeg3282
2007-01-16 03:21 am UTC (link)
Yea, on the ebay boards, folks were like "I'm waggling to the pop" and I'm thinking "So someone's going to buy from a site called wagglepop".

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 02:33 am UTC (link)
Sorry, couldn't lol @ wank, spent the last three minutes trying out different ways to say, "wagglepop."

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 03:56 am UTC (link)
I originally read it as "Wigglepop" and thought 'Dear God, people actually care enough about the Wiggles for there to be wank?!'

-- jessalae

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[info]puipui
2007-01-16 08:09 am UTC (link)
People write Wiggles slash fic. There must be Wiggles wank somewhere.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-16 09:57 am UTC (link)
In the back of the Big Red Car? Y'know you could do some mighty suspicious things with that feathersword...

~Flaming Halo

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