Boldly Going Where No Wank Has Gone Before....Seriously.
Gratefully taken from a mousie at wank report:

"THERE ARE KLINGONS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!"

..."faux" Klingons. Damn.

Some choice responses:

u liberal terrorists in the internet need to be censored and detained until proven innocent of terrorism. we need to fight the iraqis in iraq so we dont have to fight them here. we will bring democracy and freedom to iraq and end sectarian strife. when the iraqis step up we will step down. you liberals want to cut and run

If he ran for presidency, he would have won. There are more trekkie nerds then rich people in the world

Another reason to hate the demoncrats. yes DEMONcrats
(Just curious...is there a "your side of the argument is the spawn of Satan" jurisimprudence law?)

Yeah... We have a klingon in the whitehouse. AND A STAR TREK NUT IN CONGRESS!!!

The hilarity is inescapable...resistance is futile.

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	v_digitalwytch 2007-01-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Actually according to my bf's family who are scattered across the medical professions, that's a fairly common request with the mental health field with Tolkien Elvish coming up a close second when it comes to speaking fantasy languages. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_clichemoth
2007-01-22 11:28 pm UTC (link)

Do they really know the languages in question or are they just half-assing it? Because both Klingon and Elvish are somewhat difficult and you'd think one would need all their mental faculties to become fluent to begin with.

Reminds me of a story I heard once in Sacramento: At the facility there, there was a John Doe who (apparently) only spoke gibberish, so they kept him full of dope so he wouldn't freak out. Since they couldn't understand him, they couldn't find out who the heck he was Eventually, an intern with an interest in Native American languages hears this guy speak and catches on to the fact that he spoke an almost-dead Native language and that any available translator would also be able to identify him because they'd be related to him. They identified him, but all the Thorazine broke him and the state had to pay the family a fuckton of cash.

I suspect this is an urban legend, but it has a sad ring of truth.

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