And I was just reading Mighty Ducks slash, too.

So, if I know absolutely nothing about actual hockey but love the Mighty Ducks movies and think that Fulton/Dean is totally canon, does that make me a puckbunny? Or am I a fake bunny, a stuffed little slashy thing that players toss onto the ice and whack around when they want to get their aggressions out sans puck? XD