And just in case people here missed what really created the wank
This is the bile the OP came up with-

A few simple rules...
- If you are eating dinner and don't want to talk on the phone....DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE
- If you are busy and don't want to talk on the phone...DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE
- If you are in the middle of an argument/just finished an argument./are in a bitchy mood...DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE
- If your child/grandchild is around the house, and they are not capable of speaking in clear english and following directions....DON'T LET THEM PICK UP THE PHONE
- On the same note...putting kids on your outgoing msg for your voicemail/ansewering mach, is NOT CUTE! In fact some people have sensitive ears and hearing your three year old "singing" (cat's dying is what it sounded like) every day for over a week because you were never home is NOT FUN!!!