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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-19 16:10:00


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Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

[info]shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for [info]tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and [info]susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.


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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-01-20 01:12 am UTC (link)
*listed phone number, I meant. If your number is unlisted and you're still getting unsolicited calls, you have a right to be significantly annoyed. I think I combined a couple of ideas in my head and my fingers didn't quite get the messages.

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[info]breecita
2007-01-20 04:41 am UTC (link)
I have to pay a few bucks a month to keep my number unlisted, and we got our first solicitation literally 48 hours after we hooked up the new number. Even though I'm on the Do NOT Call list.

And now we're getting auto-calls from some Family Values group who wants to tell us that the gay people are GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING with their pro-choice evil henchmen, and would we stay on the line to discuss it furtuer and pledge money to help out?

Maybe I'm just crabby, but I'd prefer to not get phone calls until the Gay Pride Parade marches into town and starts holding down innocent bystanders so the pro-choicers can force abortions on them.

When that day comes... call me up and ask if I'm concerend.

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[info]taviblue
2007-01-20 07:35 am UTC (link)
Tell them you are one of the evil homogays. That's my favorite tactic for when I actually get calls. Switching to cellphone has made my life so much easier.

My mom threw a fit when I did that one, though. >XD

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-20 06:48 pm UTC (link)
And now we're getting auto-calls from some Family Values group who wants to tell us that the gay people are GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING with their pro-choice evil henchmen, and would we stay on the line to discuss it furtuer and pledge money to help out?

I'd like to know how that isn't harassment, legally.

prairiedawn

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-21 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Because they're a nonprofit, and nonprofits have hella loopholes.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-01-22 08:56 pm UTC (link)
And now we're getting auto-calls from some Family Values group who wants to tell us that the gay people are GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING with their pro-choice evil henchmen, and would we stay on the line to discuss it furtuer and pledge money to help out?

Oooh, I'd love to get one of those calls, preferrably when my D&D gaming group's over and throw it on speakerphone. Our current group consists of a bunch of Pagans who are quite active in the local GBLT rights movements.

By the end of it, the person who called would be probably scrubbing thier ears muttering 'unclean'.

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[info]breecita
2007-01-22 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I clicked through once to ask them to stop calling, but I was feeling a little pissy and only managed to get out, "Why am I getting auto-dialed bigotry--" before they hung up on me.

My husband has much more patience and politely asked them to stop calling last time, though they did try to engage him in discussion while he did.

We'll see if they call back.

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[info]arionhunter
2007-01-20 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Honestly, that doesn't do jack, at least with the market research company I worked for. We were given a list taken from their phone books, then scrambled the last two numbers randomly. So if we got an unlisted number, it was pure chance.

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