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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-19 16:10:00


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Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

[info]shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for [info]tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and [info]susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.


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Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]themercymachine
2007-01-20 05:24 am UTC (link)
I can still post. If you're the mod, you should use the powers to stop an awful rule-breaking whore like me.

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]sepiamagpie
2007-01-20 05:25 am UTC (link)
Will you give me a treat if I do?

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]tez
2007-01-20 05:27 am UTC (link)
I have Tim Tams, want one?

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]sepiamagpie
2007-01-20 05:27 am UTC (link)
glory be. Gimme.

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]tez
2007-01-20 05:31 am UTC (link)
Original or caramel?

Kittenboobs! W00t!

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-01-20 05:36 am UTC
Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see - [info]tez, 2007-01-20 05:43 am UTC
Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]apoplexia
2007-01-21 12:24 am UTC (link)
Do you even really appreciate what a Tim Tam is?

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-01-21 12:28 am UTC
Cowards
[info]themercymachine
2007-01-20 05:28 am UTC (link)
All of you.

*Waits*

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Re: Cowards
[info]sepiamagpie
2007-01-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
*looks hopeful*

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Re: Cowards
[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-01-21 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sep. *propositions your icon*

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Re: Cowards
[info]singe
2007-01-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
*quivers*

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-01-20 05:49 am UTC (link)
Marty McFly: "WHY I OUGHTTA..."

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Re: Cowards
[info]loonylupinlover
2007-01-20 05:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, no! Waiting! *soscaredomg*

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Re: Cowards
[info]harrylovesron
2007-01-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
OH NOES, YOU'RE WAITING FOR US! GET TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!

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Re: Cowards
[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-01-20 06:51 am UTC (link)
*picks nose*

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Re: Cowards
[info]eljuno
2007-01-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
*Fears*

*Apparently.*

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Re: Cowards
(Anonymous)
2007-01-20 04:39 pm UTC (link)
*telemarkets*

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Re: Cowards
[info]panthea
2007-01-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
*declares a win for the mouse*

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Re: Cowards
[info]tez
2007-01-20 06:59 pm UTC (link)
*STAMPS*

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Re: Cowards
(Anonymous)
2007-01-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
YES. WINS! \(^o^)/

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Re: Cowards
[info]smo
2007-01-21 07:02 am UTC (link)
*roffles*

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Re: Cowards - [info]crickets, 2007-01-21 09:07 pm UTC
Re: Cowards
[info]sorchar
2007-01-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
*trembles in fear* Oh wait, that's just because it's cold in here. See, my nipples are hard - I guess that means your mightiness turns me on. Or something.

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Re: Cowards
(Anonymous)
2007-01-21 06:10 am UTC (link)
SUPA SPESHUL LEMON CAKE

INGREDIENTS

For the cake:
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 1/4 cups white sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup milk

For the filling:
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornstarch
6 tablespoons butter
3/4 cup white sugar
4 egg yolks, beaten

For the icing:
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 cup butter, softened
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
2 tablespoons milk

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 8 inch round pans. Mix together the flour, baking powder and salt. Set aside.
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Beat in the flour mixture alternately with the milk, mixing just until incorporated.
3. Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Allow to cool in pans on wire racks for 10 minutes. Then invert onto wire racks to cool completely.
4. To make filling: In medium saucepan, mix together 1 tablespoon lemon zest, 1/2 cup lemon juice and 1 tablespoon cornstarch until smooth. Mix in 6 tablespoons butter and 3/4 cup sugar, and bring mixture to boil over medium heat. Boil for one minute, stirring constantly. In small bowl, with a wire whisk, beat egg yolks until smooth. Whisk in a small amount of the hot lemon mixture. Pour the egg mixture into the sauce pan, beating the hot lemon mixture rapidly. Reduce heat to low; cook, stirring constantly, 5 minutes, or until thick (not to boil).
5. Pour mixture into medium bowl. Press plastic wrap onto surface to keep skin from forming as it cools. Cool to room temperature. Refrigerate 3 hours.
6. To make frosting: In large bowl, beat confectioners' sugar, 1/2 cup butter, 2 tablespoons lemon juice and 1 teaspoon lemon zest until smooth. Beat in milk, and increase speed and continue to beat until light and fluffy.
7. To assemble: With long serrated knife, split each cake layer in half horizontally, making 4 layers. Place 1 layer, cut side up, on a serving plate. Spread with half of the lemon filling. Top with another layer, and spread with 1/2 cup frosting. Add third layer, and spread with remaining half of the lemon filling. Press on final cake layer, and frost top and sides of cake with remaining frosting. Refrigerate cake until serving time.

Enjoy!

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]tez
2007-01-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
I'm not a mod. BUT I will flex my magical powers to give you exactly what you really need.

This.

*STAMP*

Byebye now.

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]ryuutchi
2007-01-20 05:43 am UTC (link)
Yay! Tez is full of win!

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see
[info]tez
2007-01-20 05:45 am UTC (link)
Hurrah! *booty dances*

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Re: Still not flexing your magical mod muscles, I see - [info]ryuutchi, 2007-01-20 05:50 am UTC

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