Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for

tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and

susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.

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	Re: And those rules would be..? snacky 2007-01-20 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Hey, are you new around here? I only ask because you seem to be totally missing the point of the wank communities. They're not here for your to wank in, they're here for us to make fun of the people doing the wanking, like you. The "wank" part of the name is not an invitation, but I can see how you might be confused, especially since you're so wound up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I disagreed with someone themercymachine 2007-01-20 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Bit of a difference. However, it's not like there hasn't been a history of wanking inside these wank communities anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I disagreed with someone snacky 2007-01-20 05:40 am UTC (link)
	It's not like there hasn't just been a post about it. Disagreeing is fine. You've kind of moved beyond disagreement into hysterical shrilling, but hey, telemarketers sure do get people wound up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: I disagreed with someone

wankprophet
2007-01-20 06:17 am UTC (link)

Certainly there's been a history of wanking inside these wank communities. What, you think it's an invitation to do so? You see a drunkard pissing on the sidewalk and think to yourself, 'Hey, that's a fucking history' and drop your pants in hopes of someday being enshrined in the Annals of Pavement Pissers?

Look, we're very glad you care so much about freedom of speech and all that rot. Now go answer that phone, drama whore. There's a telemarketer wanting to exercise his rights on your ear. Don't fuck it up.

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	Re: I disagreed with someone ecchaniz0r 2007-01-20 06:49 am UTC (link)
	...I love you so. damn. hard. ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I disagreed with someone yaoiko 2007-01-20 07:39 am UTC (link)
	This kind of winning deserves babies. Babies and boobs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I disagreed with someone puipui 2007-01-20 08:40 am UTC (link)
	God, I missed you while you were gone. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I disagreed with someone thesilentsenshi 2007-01-20 08:58 am UTC (link)
	♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I disagreed with someone animeg3282 2007-01-21 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	blushes (Reply to this)(Parent)

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