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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-19 16:10:00
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Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

[info]shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for [info]tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and [info]susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.

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Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]themercymachine
2007-01-20 05:59 am UTC (link)
Which is understandable, considering that this is the internet, and we're only using text to convey meaning.


Now, you can stop being so defensive and realize you're being wanktastic

I'm not the one who is being the defensive one, and I consider moderators who call members things such as "whores" a sign that they might be losing control, but if you guys want to keep adding to the wank, go on right ahead.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]panthea
2007-01-20 06:07 am UTC (link)
Laughing it is, then.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]panthea
2007-01-20 06:24 am UTC (link)
...dammit, I knew I had a better icon to use than that one. WOE :(

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Okay!
[info]snacky
2007-01-20 06:08 am UTC (link)
Since you seem to not be understanding anything I'm trying to explain, and are determined to believe you're in the right, and we're all attacking and misreading you, I'm done here. Carry on with your wanky rage over the evil of telemarketers, and we'll all carry on being amused.

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GIP!
[info]tez
2007-01-20 06:15 am UTC (link)
'Nuff said.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-01-20 06:50 am UTC (link)
So we're interrogating your masturbation and pathetic attempts at wittiness from the wrong perspective? Whatever you say, hoss.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]panthea
2007-01-20 07:04 am UTC (link)
I don't think logic is s/h/it's first language.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]artimusdin
2007-01-20 07:22 am UTC (link)
I don't s/h/it's the least bit familiar with that language at all, actually.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]puipui
2007-01-20 08:44 am UTC (link)
S/h/it could at least have the decency to try babelfishing it.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]artimusdin
2007-01-20 08:51 am UTC (link)
I don't think even bablefish could translate logic into a language she'd understand.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]puipui
2007-01-20 08:42 am UTC (link)
Damn. Sep's right. You are a whore.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]emiweebee
2007-01-20 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Welcome to JF, where "whore" is less a sign of loss of control over emotion and more a term of endearment.

Thank you for playing. There always has to be a loser.

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Re: Some of you are really good as misreading things, aren't you?
[info]toph
2007-01-20 09:38 pm UTC (link)
I wish the moderators would call me a whore. Wankas get all the fun. D:

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