Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for

tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and

susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.

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	Re: Speak for yourself tez 2007-01-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
	I don't remember who turned me on to them (it was in the last gacktisgod wank) but I love them forever. My waistline and wallet are not so fond, but since when do I listen to them? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Speak for yourself squeakytoy 2007-01-20 08:01 am UTC (link)
	It might have been me. Or some other Australian. There are so many of us around. IN UR WANKTHREADS, EATIN' UR TIMTAMS! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Speak for yourself tez 2007-01-20 08:07 am UTC (link)
	I think it WAS you, and I thank you forever for this. ALL UR TIMTAMS ARE BELONG TO US! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Speak for yourself squeakytoy 2007-01-20 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's our sekrit plan for taking over the world. We shall demand ~~peace~~ ~~human sacrifice~~ ~~boobies~~ sovereignty in exchange for TimTams! ON THE INTERNET, WE GIVE YOU TIMTAMS! IN SOVIET ~~RUSSIA~~ AUSTRALIA, TIMTAMS GIVE US YOU! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Speak for yourself tez 2007-01-20 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	I bet it would work, too! France would trade their sovereignity for really good choco biscuits, right? TIM TAMS DON'T CARRY E.COLI! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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