Does wank + telemarketing = phone sex?
Oh, customers_suck, you bastion of wank.

shadowsync posts a potentially wanky list of things to do when a telemarketer calls (how to get them to stop calling you the polite way, but phrased badly).

Of course, it's customers_suck. Are they going to let them live it down?

Not if they can help it!

Be sure to look out for

tigerwolf's comment about his newly-purchased airhorn (second page), and

susano_otter's comment about how telemarketing is equivalent to selling yourself (second linked thread, last comment).

And, of course, there's a condensed version of the stupid on stupid_free.

Telemarketing: only the strong survive.

ETA: Fixed to include link to original post.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-20 04:22 pm UTC (link)

Some people got so pissy when I told them that they had to call our customer service to get on the list or... oh no, visit a web site!

I'm possibly stepping into a minefield here, but . . . why is it snarkworthy that people get pissed at having to go out of their way to keep a company from cold-calling them? If they weren't already customers, then it's just assy that the company didn't have a more straightforward way of opting out of getting telemarketing calls.

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	stella_polaris 2007-01-20 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I should expressed myself better, it's more about how they acted like it was my fault. I always tried to sound as apologetic as possible, but I got called a lier and whatnot. Also, I should've probably mentioned that we only called people who already were our customers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-01-20 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, gotcha then. Thanks for the clarification. (Regardless of whether you were cold-calling or they were already customers, though, they still shouldn't have blown up at you. It's not like you wrote the policies, or managed the contact procedures.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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