I detect a slight slant in this wank report, but it's one of those weird optical illusions slants that changes direction and, indeed, color and sexual imagery, depending on what angle you look at it.

If you're a Brit, let me tell you this: come to our rescue all you want, we're still gonna rub in the whole "saved you from the Krauts...twice" thing.

If you're an American...it kinda shows.