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Like some cruel Valentine. ([info]l_s_q) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-01-11 00:20:00


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Current mood:*thud*
Current music:Minas Tirith (Featuring Ben Del Maestro)-Howard Shore-The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

I don't mean to spam...
But I just found me some prime drugs wank.

Someone who alternates between copy and paste flaming, and the phrase "suck broken galss and schmegma thru a straw ....up your ass witha splintered piece of balsa wood and an alcohol enema".

Oh, and she claims to be a nurse. I shudder to think.

And a mock_the_stupid post here about it, involving missysedai, who has been involved in several recent wanks.


ETA: Deleted. Damn. The m_t_s is still there though.



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[info]vassilissa
2004-01-11 07:19 am UTC (link)
"suck broken galss and schmegma thru a straw ....up your ass witha splintered piece of balsa wood and an alcohol enema".

Oh, and she claims to be a nurse. I shudder to think.


I'd definitely rather have a painful proceedure like that done by a nurse.

I mean, think how much worse that'd be if, like, a doctor did it?

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[info]kijikun
2004-01-11 07:22 am UTC (link)
Her again?!

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[info]virago
2004-01-11 07:31 am UTC (link)
Now I'm hearing "schmegma." in my head as spoken by Sean Connery and it needs to go away NOW.

I went to school with some nursing students who made me scared for the health industry already (all we can hope is that she doesn't make it the rest of the way), so somehow... this is just a progression from that.

(Note: I've known students who make me scared for a lot of industries. My school was just big on nursing, so I was exposed to that a lot.)

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[info]rann
2004-01-11 10:30 am UTC (link)
"You're utterly full of schmegma, Trebeck..."

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*snort*
[info]raisedbyhyenas
2004-01-13 01:35 am UTC (link)
The "balsa wood" quote isn't even original, it's from a Bloodhound Gang CD.

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