I almost share her opinions on snow-covered cars (being that I recently went up to Ohio, where it did snow somewhat), but I think I could've phrased it in a much less wanky way. Maybe she was just upset because her diet isn't working?

Godwin's Law never fails. Makes me wonder why it wasn't a law at the very beginning...

Still, I, uh, really hope she's not actually serious about that. ...Neo-Nazis are already fucked up enough, I don't think they really need Ronald McDonald's bride to join them.