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Derivative of a simple Fuffle ([info]littlest_lurker) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-01-26 21:35:00


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Entry tags:bathing cats, cats, petspa

So, recently a video showing a demonstration of a product known as the Cat Spa has been making it's way around the internet and gathering attention. Someone decides to post the link to Metafilter. And it gets quite the reception.



-That's horrible, cruel, and disturbing, and I laughed all the way through. I really don't like cats.

-Elpapacito, what ? You don't like that ? You obviously are not familiar with the Pedestrian Spa Chambers scattered across the West Coast. Entire families line up down city blocks to be part of the spa chamber experience. "The jets are coming!" scream the children. "I can't get out!" scream the men. "It's like an interactive bidet!" scream the grandfathers. And everybody walks home as wet and happy as acrobatic cats.

-"And crash, I'm just glad you didn't find a version with a pug in it, you anti-pugite."
A pug would just lie there and hope it drowned him.
"Blessed release!" he would think to himself.

-Cats don't like being spayed or neutered either. I don't see any of you people protesting that as cruelty.

-This would be so much better with a semi-hysterical Japanese voiceover.

-i love when people see this and say "omg i'd kill the person who..."
yeah. everytime i see someone do something violent i want to hit them in the face with a brick.
get over yourselves.

-Waterboarding for cats.
Its OK because 'they' aren't human, and is it just as 'hilarious' when they are?

-I have recently read somewhere that, a few centuries ago, they would hang live cats by the tail over a fire and kings and populace alike would laugh their heart out: this kind of show was considered an hilarious delight.
So, it could be said that suffering cats are still used to entertain, but on the suffering cat scale, we are much more civilized.

-Say your toddler needs an injection, in the butt. The kid hates injections. Are you folks going to say that you accompanying the child and coo-cooing it while it gets the shot is the same as sticking the kid into some injection-giving-robot-confinement-box?

-That cat isn't in distress. It's trying to get out by folding the fabric of spacetime itself. It's trying to get out so it can kill.
The kitty is just fine. It just hungers for human flesh.

-Seriously. The cat and waterboarding subject are both terrified because they think they're going to die. A cat DOES NOT freak out like that if he's merely annoyed.

-Actually, "waterboarding your cat" wins the award for the dumbest/most hilarious thing written on MetaFilter this week.
"Why do you keep shitting outside your litterbox?" *blurble burble blurble blurble meoooooww!*




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[info]emiweebee
2007-01-27 07:30 am UTC (link)
Okay, that poor cat was so, so horribly unhappy, but it was also so funny.

Wouldn't wish it on a cat, of course, but since it's already been done...

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-01-27 11:18 pm UTC
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[info]smo
2007-01-27 07:37 am UTC (link)
Oh my GOD, people, get OVER yourselves.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-01-28 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2007-01-28 09:35 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-01-27 07:38 am UTC (link)
I see why some cats need to be washed (not because they smell bad - they take care of that themselves), but why they need to be scared to death, I don't get. Unless it's some sort of really evil mean of punishment. "If you try to eat my lunch again, cat, I'll put you into the cat washing machine! MWHAHA! BECAUSE I'M DA HUMAN AND I HAFF ZE POWERZ!"

~The Sleepy Mouse

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-01-27 07:42 am UTC (link)
I just don't understand putting a cat through all that unnecessary stress. Then again, I have a cat and I couldn't put him in one of those things.

And next my thoughts on kicking puppies.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-01-27 08:01 am UTC (link)
I think "Jump Jive and Wail" would be a better choice.

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[info]mambo
2007-01-27 08:24 am UTC (link)
I want one for my cat.

Only because I revel in his hatred. FUCK YOU, CAT.

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[info]paintobscura
2007-01-27 08:28 am UTC (link)
I did giggle some, but the cat seemed really distressed, which made me sad :( I'm all for cleaning kitties, just in a less startling way, I think.

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-01-27 08:49 am UTC

[info]lottelita
2007-01-27 09:01 am UTC (link)
I'm on my third viewing, and you know what?

It doesn't stop being funny.

... So I hear babies taste good.

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[info]gun
2007-01-27 09:50 am UTC (link)
Man, we used to have to give our cats baths twice a week because they kept walking in their own poo. I would have killed for a cat-spa. Burmese are vicious.

My boyfriend and I were incidentally just searching for that vid. So cruel, but it's so hilarious.

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-01-27 05:31 pm UTC
also
[info]gun
2007-01-27 09:55 am UTC (link)
I think it was the song that made that vid so great.

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Re: also - [info]vengeance_bean, 2007-01-27 04:13 pm UTC

[info]aaron_agonistes
2007-01-27 10:01 am UTC (link)
This is better than that cat on acid post from a little while back, but still... poor kitty...

I would very much have liked to have misread that.

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(Anonymous)
2007-01-27 10:33 am UTC (link)
Hasn't this been here already? It's reading really familiar.

-evilsimon on eljay

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[info]cathowl
2007-01-27 11:30 am UTC (link)
Poor cat.
*Snicker*
I love the cat's expression at the end. It's like "I will eat you in your sleep".

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(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-01-27 03:44 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2007-01-27 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

That cat is going to exact revenge so terrible that even other cats are going to be like; "... Dude."

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[info]tao_tao
2007-01-27 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Would these jokes seem like wank if I watched the vid?

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[info]come_love_sleep
2007-01-27 01:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm so lucky my cat doesn't really mind the water.
(She goes and plays in the shower drips, and then comes into my bed and caresses me on the face with wet paws. Yeesh.(

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-01-27 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I did laugh. A lot.

And then I apologized to my own cat, who didn't know what it was about but enjoyed the treats anyway.

I think the most disturbing part was that the cat was scared the minute they put it in the spa, and they just exhibited the buttons and went right on with the demo.

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[info]ayezur
2007-01-27 03:50 pm UTC (link)
It's not really disturbing until you start realizing how terrified the animal - not knowing it wasn't actually going to die - must have been. The reason you bathe animals by hand is first off so that you have some kind of control over the spray and second so that they have the comfort of your presence. Even if it's just so they can dig their claws into your legs.

I agree with the person who said it was the difference between going with a toddler for an unpleasant procedure and holding them as it's done and putting them in a cold box that performs the procedure without any human contact.

/my thoughts on yaoi

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-01-27 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone else just watching the clip over & over & giggling like a psychopath?

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[info]keleri
2007-01-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I love my cats, but I giggled the whole way through at that video. To be fair, it wasn't really a "OMG LOLZ HAHAHACAN'TBREATHE" laugh, so much as it was one of those "oh god I shouldn't be laughing at this"-"America's Funniest Home Videos" kind of semi-humorless laughs.

We've never really had much cause to bathe our cats, since they're indoors, but I think my dad tried to do it once while wearing an enormous, padded winter coat. Not sure how successful it was.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2007-01-27 08:10 pm UTC

[info]sadisticferret
2007-01-27 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Aaaw, poor kitty. I feel bad for laughing at it. I think my cats would probably enjoy that thing, though. They're weird little fuckers, always trying to climb into the shower with me and whatnot.

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[info]gal_montag
2007-01-27 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Aww! Poor kitty, but I loled. My cat acts like that when we tried to wash her in the sink, I wish for a kitty wash, it would save so much time and the money of taking her to the groomer.

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[info]ladyrogue
2007-01-27 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Drive-by icon love! (OMG Manny!)

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-01-28 03:38 am UTC

[info]caito
2007-01-27 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I want to be like everyone else and tell a cat story too, but the only good one I have is my zombie cat story. And zombie cat would have probably fallen apart in that spa box thing.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2007-01-27 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Personally, this was my favorite comment:

I'm a dog person, and I really can't stand cats. That being said, while watching that, I provided anecdotal proof of Adam Smith's theory of moral sentiments by imagining my dog in that thing and how much he would hate it.

That's got to be one of the most stupidly pretentious comments I've ever read. "I would like to use this moment to remind everyone that I read books - deep books - but am also too stupid to comprehend that an animal is in distress unless I imagine it's a puppy."

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