I see why some cats need to be washed (not because they smell bad - they take care of that themselves), but why they need to be scared to death, I don't get. Unless it's some sort of really evil mean of punishment. "If you try to eat my lunch again, cat, I'll put you into the cat washing machine! MWHAHA! BECAUSE I'M DA HUMAN AND I HAFF ZE POWERZ!"

~The Sleepy Mouse