Talking about sex?! On the internet?!?! YOU WHORES!
Saw this over at

foreignland starts an OT conversation about her new vibrator.

Unfortunately,

bebewood decides that she's just not going to stand for this:

are you in middle school? because its not cool to talk about this shit to strangers once your past it. youre beyond pathetic

i guess you take after paris

Cue a lolarious wanksplosion in which

bebewood explains to the community at large that mentioning you vibrator use at all constitutes bragging, and bragging about sex is something that only immature middleschoolers do. Also, they're all fat, ugly, whores who somehow manage to never get laid and be crawling with STDs at the same time.

That, and she seems to have a bug up her ass about people mocking her for pics she has on her journal. No idea what that's about.

Choice quotes include:

lmao BRAGGING about using a vibrator, doesnt make you a whore, it makes you a fucking loser who wants people to THINK youre a whore.

OMG I DID NOT CALL HER A WHORE. i called her a WANNABE WHORE. its obvious she doesnt get much action, therefore she feels the need to be open about any little thing she gets. that is pathetic.

not to mention this girl is probably some hideous fat beast we wouldnt want to imagine doing anything sexual

BRAGGING ABOUT VIBRATORS IS LIKE BRAGGING ABOUT GETTING BEING CHEATED ON. its not that im "uncomfortable" it just saddens me how LAME ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE

and its sad how society today, a la paris hilton, thinks that sex is the solution to everything. yes, sex is the solution to being std free.m I bet you will love her new show, where the prize is to fuck her.

12 year olds dont only TALK about sex, but they have it, LOTS of it. you seriously must live in a cave if you dont know this.

youre right, talking about sex is pathetic at any age, but its even MORE pathetic when you should be old enough to know better

Masturbating IS natural. Using a VIBRATOR which is MAN MADE, is NOT natural. can you read? Also, pooping is natural...but i think everyone will agree it's not "cool" to talk about.

this is generation slut, EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD thinks its fucking cool to talk about sex. its beyond pathetic, and even more pathetic when someone who is supposed to be an adult does it. grow up

lmao yeah having a little machine up your cunt is totally normal and healthy, its not man made AT ALL. im not saying that you shouldnt use them, but to call them normal and healthy is a huge laugh lmao. vibrators have a huge rep as being things that people who cant get laid use, therefore they have a rep of being pathetic. and its sad that people feel cool bragging about owning them

And then she rounds it all out with the ULTIMATE PARTING THREAT:

im gonna post this all over encyclopedia dramatica now lmao. you poeople are fucking fearless.

O NOES!!1!eleventypeepants

Commence your TMI anecdotes about vibrators now.

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	nekoama 2007-01-28 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Masturbating IS natural. Using a VIBRATOR which is MAN MADE, is NOT natural. can you read? Also, pooping is natural...but i think everyone will agree it's not "cool" to talk about. MAN, TODAY I TOOK THE BIGGEST SHI- Oh, wait, I don't want to be a braggart. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oar 2007-01-28 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Of course. I, for instance, started pissing blood the other day, but rest assured that I will not mention it to my doctor because I don't want to be a bragging whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-01-28 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes, people need to go back to masturbating the NATURAL way! With sticks, stones, and snakes! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarah2 2007-01-28 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Were we supposed to stop using snakes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaos_theory 2007-01-28 05:42 am UTC (link)
	You can get salmonella that way, actually, I hear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarah2 2007-01-28 05:43 am UTC (link)
	That's not from using a salmon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2007-01-28 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Salmon don't carry salmonella. They do carry lox, however. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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white_serpent, 2007-01-28 07:18 am UTC

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ironymaiden, 2007-01-28 08:44 am UTC

	cactuar_tamer 2007-01-28 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Snakes? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nekoama 2007-01-28 05:31 am UTC (link)
	I always thought that washing machines were the natural way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rikiki 2007-01-28 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Wait, you masturbate with washing machines? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2007-01-28 09:45 am UTC (link)
	You can sit on them, and the vibrations.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	mmanurere 2007-01-28 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Nah, bass amplifiers. The low frequencies... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-01-28 07:49 am UTC (link)
	Dude, I should unpack my amp again. ...I mean, it's not like I need to be able to play well to get that kind of effect. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	onetrickpony 2007-01-28 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Don't forget the rodents! Oh man, there's something so wrong about posting that with a Penfold icon... shakeshead sadly (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anonyrat 2007-01-28 05:49 am UTC (link)
	The quote in that icon combined with the subject just under discussions made my brain shut down in horror momentarily. I hope you're happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2007-01-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
	I think I read a Harry/Snape fic like that once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dorothy1901 2007-01-28 06:24 am UTC (link)
	This one? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2007-01-28 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Why yes, that would be it! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iwanttobeasleep 2007-01-28 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Does that mean eating with a spoon (a man made instrument) is. . .unnatural? And bowls? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistal 2007-01-28 06:30 am UTC (link)
	I think it's ok to use it as long as you don't masturbate with it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-01-28 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes. As is using toilet paper after pooping. HANDS ONLY. -M "you'd better be eating all-natural food without a spoon, too - no cooking" ouse (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tangentialone 2007-01-28 09:46 am UTC (link)
	WIN ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-01-28 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	I fucking love you. Big time. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	j_mouse 2007-01-28 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	It's sad. Because I really did take the biggest poo EVER. It fucking hurt. I wanted to call up my boyfriend and tell him, because it was serious that amazingly huge, and then I realized it was kinda gross. YAY F_W for letting me share. I mean, whut. Bragging? Oops. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	verthandi 2007-01-28 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Cyanide and Happiness had the perfect cartoon today. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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