Talking about sex?! On the internet?!?! YOU WHORES!
Saw this over at

foreignland starts an OT conversation about her new vibrator.

Unfortunately,

bebewood decides that she's just not going to stand for this:

are you in middle school? because its not cool to talk about this shit to strangers once your past it. youre beyond pathetic

i guess you take after paris

Cue a lolarious wanksplosion in which

bebewood explains to the community at large that mentioning you vibrator use at all constitutes bragging, and bragging about sex is something that only immature middleschoolers do. Also, they're all fat, ugly, whores who somehow manage to never get laid and be crawling with STDs at the same time.

That, and she seems to have a bug up her ass about people mocking her for pics she has on her journal. No idea what that's about.

Choice quotes include:

lmao BRAGGING about using a vibrator, doesnt make you a whore, it makes you a fucking loser who wants people to THINK youre a whore.

OMG I DID NOT CALL HER A WHORE. i called her a WANNABE WHORE. its obvious she doesnt get much action, therefore she feels the need to be open about any little thing she gets. that is pathetic.

not to mention this girl is probably some hideous fat beast we wouldnt want to imagine doing anything sexual

BRAGGING ABOUT VIBRATORS IS LIKE BRAGGING ABOUT GETTING BEING CHEATED ON. its not that im "uncomfortable" it just saddens me how LAME ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE

and its sad how society today, a la paris hilton, thinks that sex is the solution to everything. yes, sex is the solution to being std free.m I bet you will love her new show, where the prize is to fuck her.

12 year olds dont only TALK about sex, but they have it, LOTS of it. you seriously must live in a cave if you dont know this.

youre right, talking about sex is pathetic at any age, but its even MORE pathetic when you should be old enough to know better

Masturbating IS natural. Using a VIBRATOR which is MAN MADE, is NOT natural. can you read? Also, pooping is natural...but i think everyone will agree it's not "cool" to talk about.

this is generation slut, EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD thinks its fucking cool to talk about sex. its beyond pathetic, and even more pathetic when someone who is supposed to be an adult does it. grow up

lmao yeah having a little machine up your cunt is totally normal and healthy, its not man made AT ALL. im not saying that you shouldnt use them, but to call them normal and healthy is a huge laugh lmao. vibrators have a huge rep as being things that people who cant get laid use, therefore they have a rep of being pathetic. and its sad that people feel cool bragging about owning them

And then she rounds it all out with the ULTIMATE PARTING THREAT:

im gonna post this all over encyclopedia dramatica now lmao. you poeople are fucking fearless.

O NOES!!1!eleventypeepants

Commence your TMI anecdotes about vibrators now.

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singe
2007-01-28 04:54 am UTC (link)

EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD thinks its fucking cool to talk about sex

If memory serves I was talking about Star Wars. And lightsabres! And lasers! And who Princess Leia liked the best, Luke or Han. And which one was cuter, Luke or Han. And who we'd like to smooch on the most, Luke or Han, and...uh...hmmm.

Forget I said anything.

And it was Han all the way, you better believe it.)

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	oar 2007-01-28 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Han is teh sex, yes indeed. When I was five I was obsessed with unicorns. Which, okay, you might read into the whole phallic symbol/virginity paradigm there, but at the time I didn't because I was fucking five. I just liked the pretty horsies with horns on their heads to stabbinate their enemies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-01-28 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I liked bats and dragons and witches and vampires and all that sort of cool thing. I was ~~a disturbed little shit~~ goth before goth was even invented! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)