Talking about sex?! On the internet?!?! YOU WHORES!
Saw this over at

foreignland starts an OT conversation about her new vibrator.

Unfortunately,

bebewood decides that she's just not going to stand for this:

are you in middle school? because its not cool to talk about this shit to strangers once your past it. youre beyond pathetic

i guess you take after paris

Cue a lolarious wanksplosion in which

bebewood explains to the community at large that mentioning you vibrator use at all constitutes bragging, and bragging about sex is something that only immature middleschoolers do. Also, they're all fat, ugly, whores who somehow manage to never get laid and be crawling with STDs at the same time.

That, and she seems to have a bug up her ass about people mocking her for pics she has on her journal. No idea what that's about.

Choice quotes include:

lmao BRAGGING about using a vibrator, doesnt make you a whore, it makes you a fucking loser who wants people to THINK youre a whore.

OMG I DID NOT CALL HER A WHORE. i called her a WANNABE WHORE. its obvious she doesnt get much action, therefore she feels the need to be open about any little thing she gets. that is pathetic.

not to mention this girl is probably some hideous fat beast we wouldnt want to imagine doing anything sexual

BRAGGING ABOUT VIBRATORS IS LIKE BRAGGING ABOUT GETTING BEING CHEATED ON. its not that im "uncomfortable" it just saddens me how LAME ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE

and its sad how society today, a la paris hilton, thinks that sex is the solution to everything. yes, sex is the solution to being std free.m I bet you will love her new show, where the prize is to fuck her.

12 year olds dont only TALK about sex, but they have it, LOTS of it. you seriously must live in a cave if you dont know this.

youre right, talking about sex is pathetic at any age, but its even MORE pathetic when you should be old enough to know better

Masturbating IS natural. Using a VIBRATOR which is MAN MADE, is NOT natural. can you read? Also, pooping is natural...but i think everyone will agree it's not "cool" to talk about.

this is generation slut, EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD thinks its fucking cool to talk about sex. its beyond pathetic, and even more pathetic when someone who is supposed to be an adult does it. grow up

lmao yeah having a little machine up your cunt is totally normal and healthy, its not man made AT ALL. im not saying that you shouldnt use them, but to call them normal and healthy is a huge laugh lmao. vibrators have a huge rep as being things that people who cant get laid use, therefore they have a rep of being pathetic. and its sad that people feel cool bragging about owning them

And then she rounds it all out with the ULTIMATE PARTING THREAT:

im gonna post this all over encyclopedia dramatica now lmao. you poeople are fucking fearless.

O NOES!!1!eleventypeepants

Commence your TMI anecdotes about vibrators now.

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	mistal 2007-01-28 06:24 am UTC (link)
	and numb_crystal, honey, wait until you get a rabbit vibrator. go to goodvibes.com and see what i mean. I admit it, I went and look. And damn... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	zealot 2007-01-28 06:33 am UTC (link)
	The pink asterisk denotes an anal-safe product. snerk (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-01-28 07:15 am UTC (link)
	I personally was amused by the 'luxury' section. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	littlest_lurker 2007-01-28 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Good lord! $1,300 for a vibrator? For that I price I expect it to be capable of both giving me orgasms and time travel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rekall 2007-01-28 08:51 am UTC (link)
	And it's sold out too! O_o Fortunately the $1,500 vibrator is still in stock. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mmanurere 2007-01-28 08:52 am UTC (link)
	For an extra $200, you can get the gold-plated version. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-01-28 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	ROFLMAO! Beautiful comment! I got one like it and it wasn't all that fab. If I want a vibe on my clit while having penetration, I'll combine my 30 dollar bendy jelly vibe with my regular vibe, thanks! /TMI (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-01-28 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, never mind me. I thought you were still talking about the rabbit. blush (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladysorka 2007-01-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	...you might as well just be getting the fucking chair they sell on blowfish then - it's only $789! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wrongly_amused 2007-01-28 08:36 am UTC (link)
	I know more about the potential uses for silicone than I ever wanted to, that's for sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aristaea 2007-01-28 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	They have a vibrator that looks like a rubber ducky. I don't know whether that's ingenious or horribly, horribly wrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stopthatgirl7 2007-01-28 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	The wrong one is the rubber ducky one that's in bondage gear. Hooboy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aristaea 2007-01-28 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well, now I know what Ernie was so happy about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2007-01-28 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	NO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2007-01-28 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	THE POWER OF RULE #34 COMPELS YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladysorka 2007-01-28 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Rubber ducky, you're the one/Who makes bathtime lots of fun/Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	yaoiko 2007-02-06 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	...This seems all the more wrong to me as my ferret hordes rubber ducks. GAH MENTAL IMAGE (Reply to this)(Parent)

	toph 2007-01-28 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	It's really funny to leave it out when people come over and watch them pick it up and ask what it is, or why I have a rubber duck. They either laugh or drop it in a hurry when told. Good way to learn a little about people. >:D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	this is getting too amusing for me mistal 2007-01-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
	And one like a fish or a penguin! Also like a worm! cracks up (Reply to this)(Parent)

	digigirl132 2007-01-28 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	BUTTERFLY o_o (Reply to this)(Parent)

	froda_baggins 2007-01-28 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Blowfish has some great ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistal 2007-01-29 12:32 am UTC (link)
	goes to look ohh (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soupspooks 2007-01-28 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	cough Hello Kitty vibrator. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-01-29 05:56 am UTC (link)
	While that is wrong, it's not as deeply, deeply wrong as the Winnie-the-Pooh one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zorro 2007-01-30 09:17 am UTC (link)
	http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php :3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

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